Salma Hayek Is Lost, Scared For Her Boobs

March 26th, 2008 // 4 Comments

It’s like Jugs Wednesday here at Socialite Life! Here’s Salma Hayek wandering the streets in a daze, and nervous that someone might snatch those funbags! Don’t worry, Sal. No one wants to disturb them in their natural habitat. You should do the stroll in a better neighborhood though, chica!

Motherhood totally pumped up those sweater puppies. If you’re a boob man (or girl), Salma’s for you.

Actually, I’m being a dick and she was shopping at Bottega Veneta in Beverly Hills. Salma does look like she escaped a locked Alzheimer’s ward, though.


More photos of Salma Hayek shopping at Bottega Veneta in Beverly Hills after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

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  2. i am scared for her too! Those things are precious gifts and one cannot be too careful.

  3. ML

    She is so hot. Thanks for posting.

  4. Frida

    Soooo….why aren’t you asking where Salma Hayek’s baby is? Just like picking on Nicole Richie I suppose..

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