Salma Hayek Is Lost, Scared For Her Boobs

It’s like Jugs Wednesday here at Socialite Life! Here’s Salma Hayek wandering the streets in a daze, and nervous that someone might snatch those funbags! Don’t worry, Sal. No one wants to disturb them in their natural habitat. You should do the stroll in a better neighborhood though, chica!

Motherhood totally pumped up those sweater puppies. If you’re a boob man (or girl), Salma’s for you.

Actually, I’m being a dick and she was shopping at Bottega Veneta in Beverly Hills. Salma does look like she escaped a locked Alzheimer’s ward, though.

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com