Salma Hayek Is Lost, Scared For Her Boobs

March 26th, 2008 // 4 Comments

It’s like Jugs Wednesday here at Socialite Life! Here’s Salma Hayek wandering the streets in a daze, and nervous that someone might snatch those funbags! Don’t worry, Sal. No one wants to disturb them in their natural habitat. You should do the stroll in a better neighborhood though, chica!

Motherhood totally pumped up those sweater puppies. If you’re a boob man (or girl), Salma’s for you.

Actually, I’m being a dick and she was shopping at Bottega Veneta in Beverly Hills. Salma does look like she escaped a locked Alzheimer’s ward, though.

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

More photos of Salma Hayek shopping at Bottega Veneta in Beverly Hills after the jump.

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!
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  2. i am scared for her too! Those things are precious gifts and one cannot be too careful.
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  3. ML

    She is so hot. Thanks for posting.

  4. Frida

    Soooo….why aren’t you asking where Salma Hayek’s baby is? Just like picking on Nicole Richie I suppose..

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