Ryan Phillippe Tries to be Slick with Jessica White

Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

Ryan Phillippe, you suck at concealing… anything. Whether it be your abs – which we like; browsing and nervously purchasing your condoms – which we appreciate; or leaving an after hours club called “The Brigade” separate from Jessica White yet ending up in the same car… which we laugh at.

Maybe this is Phillippe’s form of Good Luck Chuck-type charity work?

He recently split from Abbie Cornish, who’s rising star is doing pretty well. And we all know before her, there was his marriage with the co-dependent Reese Witherspoon. So, did he hook up with Jessica White and add her to the list of lucky ladies?

If this relatively unknown model starts showing up more in entertainment news, then we know it’s not just the paparazzi who’s poking around on her turf. Eww…