Ryan Phillippe: Reese Witherspoon Is Dumb

He didn’t say that (out loud). But I did. Here’s Ryan Phillippe working himself into a glistening sweat in the Hollywood Hills. The droplets are running down through the straits of his rock-hard abs and following his treasure trail into golden penis wonderland.

So he cheated. Gawd! It’s not like he raped a kitten! Reese Witherspoon should have just run out and banged someone to even the score and settled back down on his rippling pecs. Cuz’ now she’s with a gay! That’s a lot of work! Always getting her tops criticized and not because they don’t show off her boobs.

This entry would have had ended with me looking for Kleenex, but then I looked at his back. What the hell is that? Is that the Virgin Mary as played by Kermit the Frog? Never get tattoos when you’re drunk. Ever.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of a shirtless Ryan Phillippe in the gallery!


He didn’t say that (out loud). But I did. Here’s Ryan Phillippe
working himself into a glistening sweat in the Hollywood Hills. The
droplets are running down through the straits of his rock-hard abs and
following his treasure trail into golden penis wonderland.So he cheated. Gawd! It’s not like he raped a kitten! Reese Witherspoon should have just run out and banged someone to even the score and settled back down on his rippling pecs. Cuz’ now she’s with a gay! That’s a lot of work! Always getting her tops criticized and not because they don’t show off her boobs.This
entry would have had ended with me looking for Kleenex, but then I
looked at his back. What the hell is that? Is that the Virgin Mary as
played by Kermit the Frog? Never get tattoos when you’re drunk. Ever.Check out all 10+ photos of a shirtless Ryan Phillippe in the gallery!