Ryan Phillipe’s Having a Tough Time

February 5th, 2007 // 7 Comments


Just because you’re pretty doesn’t mean your life can’t suck now and then. Reese Witherspoon’s former trophy wife’s having a rough go of it . Come on over to my house, baby, and I will lick your wounds clean. Wow, I’m dirty. And being completely truthful. Ryan’s saying that the split wasn’t as much his fault as everyone’s making it out to be.

In his first public words about the split, Phillippe told PEOPLE in November: “I’m not a perfect person, but I’m not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of. My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family.”

He also went on to vent about how rough it is when the breadwinner dumps you.

Keep reading, plus more classic shirtless Ryan Phillippe photos are after the jump.

“This is the most difficult time in my life.”
Going through a break-up in the public eye makes things harder, he says: “It’s unfortunate when you have kids … but I signed up for this and have to deal with it. I don’t read the magazines or watch the shows. … It’s hard when people follow me to my kid’s school.”

*sigh* What? Oh you want me to comment more? Sorry, I just keep picturing those photos of him working out at the track. And the glistening abs, and the determined yet completely sexually cherubic features. You don’t get much prettier than him. He should win paegants. What? I seriously don’t have anything snarky to say. Reese friggin’ threw away her golden ticket if you ask me. She should reconsider. That uppity attitude isn’t going to win her many suitors.


By J. Harvey

  1. Matt

    Oh Ryan you’re wearing 4 year old shorts from Old Navy?
    Tsk, Tsk.
    Times really must be hard.

  2. Small Fry

    Oh J. Harvey….I’m so disappointed in you. Ryan Phillipe is a classic case of the Buttaface…and his acting sucks to boot. If you must compliment him please add that you’d prefer to see him shirtless with a bag over his head.

    Reese did herself a HUGE favor getting rid of him.

  3. Jojo

    Reese is going to go through long dry manless periods. Ryan will always have a line of women to fuck.

    He is beautiful and she seems hard to deal with.

  4. Michael

    I’m siding with Reese. I had a beautiful girlfriend who thought she could get away with anything and I would always take her back. Well, I told her not to tempt fate — but she did. So I got “uppity” and dumped her. People tend to lose their charm when they’re preening a-holes like Ryan.

    Plus, he’s gay. Come on!

  5. georgie

    Her golden ticket? LMAO. The guy was holding her back. She’s the breadwinner with an Oscar.

    I’m with Small Fry on this one.

  6. Gregorio

    As far as I am concerned Ryan can work out by himself and Reese can diddle herslf by herself!This former married couple is right up there with TomKat and ZOMBIE kATIE in that all four are irritating assholes!

  7. Laura

    Is he still wearing his wedding ring?

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