In the trailer, the possibly challenged Lochte delivers some of precious one-liners, like: “I don’t even remember what I got in the Olympics,” and “Describe ‘player,’” when asked if he is one.
He also explains the proper pronunciation of “Jeah.” Really?
The show will focus, apparently, on Lochte practicing for swim meets, designing his fashion line and going out with the homies and picking up women. Basically, the four things that Ryan is good at. Well, you know what I mean.
I know I’ll be watching.
What Would Ryan Lochte Do? premieres on E! on April 21.
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