Oh, what fun Ryan Lochte must have had at Chinawhite in London last night/this morning. The decorated Olympian looked more like the frat boy he aspires to be than a dedicated athlete leaving the nightclub around 3:30am, eyes all googley, smile still giggle-inducing.
Yeah, even hammered he’s hot stuff.
Mr. Baller-Half-Dollar didn’t seem to have too bad a hangover, because he tweeted from the USA vs Argentina basketball game today (August 6th).
— Ryan Lochte (@ryanlochte) August 6, 2012
Don’t say #JEAH, darling. In fact, don’t say anything at all.