Russell Brand Tells Justin Bieber To Shoot Some Heroin

April 15th, 2010 // Leave a Comment

Russell Brand thinks pop music would be a lot better if cute kids like Justin Bieber started hitting the needle!

“The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers
were exposed to heroin,” said Mr. Katy Perry. It would weed a lot of them out. I don’t think Justin Bieber
could handle [Pink Floyd member and heavy user] Syd Barrett’s habit . .
. A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then,
perhaps, we would be spared their awful music. It’s Darwinian. It’s the
law of natural selection.”

By Lola Robertson

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