Russell Brand Has To Watch His Mouth

British comedian Russell Brand has been tapped to host the MTV Music Video Awards in September. No one in America knows who he is, but apparently he’s wacky and loads of fun.

Russell says that MTV has forbidden him from joking about Scientology, and from dropping the c-bomb.

He must be all sorts of fun and ignorant to have to be told not to use the c-bomb on an American broadcast (I’m looking at you, Jane Fonda).

And since when does Tom Cruise own MTV? Eff that! Tell that pint-size crib midget to sit the hell down on his butt plug and shut up. So someone mocks the religion that makes its worshipers funnel money to his ass. Someone needs to!

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Russell Brand in the gallery!


British comedian Russell Brand
has been tapped to host the MTV Music Video Awards in September. No one
in America knows who he is, but apparently he’s wacky and loads of fun.Russell says that MTV has forbidden him from joking about Scientology, and from dropping the c-bomb.He must be all sorts of fun and ignorant to have to be told not to use the c-bomb on an American broadcast (I’m looking at you, Jane Fonda).And
since when does Tom Cruise own MTV? Eff that! Tell that pint-size crib
midget to sit the hell down on his butt plug and shut up. So someone
mocks the religion that makes its worshippers funnel money to his ass.
Someone needs to!Check out all 10+ photos of Russell Brand in the gallery!