Rumer Willis Still Not Succeeding

August 8th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Rumer Willis made an appearance on David Letterman wearing this. How come everything she wears looks about ready to slide down her and puddle around her ankles? What do you call that? Slope Tits Style? Everything she wears looks either too heavy for her bendy body or light enough to show off her mysterious triangle or to fly away. Is she hoping for a nip slip? That’ll get me in the papers, damnit!

She needs people. People who can help her ass out. Surely her parents can hire someone to guide her. If you’re going to be running around and trying to be famous, you need someone who can gently take you aside and let you know that you look like you lost a bet.

In her defense, the hair looks shiny.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Rumer Willis in the gallery!


Rumer Willis made an appearance on David Letterman wearing this. How come everything she wears looks about ready to slide down her
and puddle around her ankles? What do you call that? Slope Tits Style?
Everything she wears looks either too heavy for her bendy body or light
enough to show off her mysterious triangle or to fly away. Is she hoping for a nip slip? That’ll get me in the papers, damnit!She
needs people. People who can help her ass out. Surely her parents can
hire someone to guide her. If you’re going to be running around and
trying to be famous, you need someone who can gently take you aside and
let you know that you look like you lost a bet.In her defense, the hair looks shiny.Check out all 10+ photos of Rumer Willis in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. angela

    FYI…

    Actually, this is what natural, non enhanced breasts look like as they are subject to the laws of gravity.

    Very unlike the bolties/bolt ons that many are wearing these days?

  2. ra

    Geez, would the paparazzi PLEASE quite following this girl around? It makes her think that she’s “somebody” that the public cares about. Just because she has famous parents, doesn’t make her famous. Her woeful attempts at glamour just don’t cut it. Time for Miss Rumer to get herself a higher education and a real job.

  3. sandy

    She’s really ugly just like her parents. Her father has a huge nose, is bald, and just ugly. Did you ever see Demi without makeup? She looks like a giraffe. Ugly parents. Ugly child. Too bad so sad.

  4. nanreally

    Rumer
    “they” are not styling you correctly for your body and skin type..
    Get in touch with what you really are and wear it proud.
    Poofy dresses best left to little petites.
    Nancy

  5. abenj

    she’s cute. she should move to ny. she doesn’t have LA style.

  6. George

    You can’t help anyone as ugly as this girl is. Please stop posting about her… she’s scaring away any chance I have at children for the future.

  7. fcl

    really weird what’s going on about this girl… she’s not a typical beauty (which is good) but she is totally attractive and this dress looks gorgeous on her. she doesn’t have huge silicon boobs (which is good!) hence the slightly hanging look..

    I like her face and her style!

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