Rumer Willis Still Not Succeeding

Rumer Willis made an appearance on David Letterman wearing this. How come everything she wears looks about ready to slide down her and puddle around her ankles? What do you call that? Slope Tits Style? Everything she wears looks either too heavy for her bendy body or light enough to show off her mysterious triangle or to fly away. Is she hoping for a nip slip? That’ll get me in the papers, damnit!

She needs people. People who can help her ass out. Surely her parents can hire someone to guide her. If you’re going to be running around and trying to be famous, you need someone who can gently take you aside and let you know that you look like you lost a bet.

In her defense, the hair looks shiny.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Rumer Willis in the gallery!


Rumer Willis made an appearance on David Letterman wearing this. How come everything she wears looks about ready to slide down her
and puddle around her ankles? What do you call that? Slope Tits Style?
Everything she wears looks either too heavy for her bendy body or light
enough to show off her mysterious triangle or to fly away. Is she hoping for a nip slip? That’ll get me in the papers, damnit!She
needs people. People who can help her ass out. Surely her parents can
hire someone to guide her. If you’re going to be running around and
trying to be famous, you need someone who can gently take you aside and
let you know that you look like you lost a bet.In her defense, the hair looks shiny.Check out all 10+ photos of Rumer Willis in the gallery!