Rumer Willis Is One Stoned Pigeon

Rumer is all done up on the weed, and loving life. Good for her. It’s gotta be hard to have two very good-looking movie stars for parents, and look like a normal chick. Seriously, if I was watching Charlie’s Angel’s 2 and saw my Mom coming out of the ocean at age 40 in a bikini looking that hot, I’d cash in my chips and move into a damn bell tower. Demi gives ME a boner, and I’m strictly dickly.

That’s some good shit. Check out the Matrix action and the smoke rings she and her gal pal are trying to blow after the jump. PARTY!