Rumer Willis Has A Big Hairy Tumor

August 15th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Everyone bags on Rumer Willis for not being as….facially beautiful(?)…as her mom Demi Moore. And also for having a chin that could chisel marble. It turns out that she’s never fooled herself about her exotic (?) looks either.

Rumer was named one of People‘s 100 Most Beautiful People, and she’s as stunned as the rest of us. Does this mean I’m making the list next year? I look like cottage cheese and have a giant head but if this bitch can make the list, I’m a shoe-in.

“After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way,” she says about her big win.

Rumer also says that she was called “Rumer, Rumer, with a big hairy tumor” when she was a kid. Kids are funny. Who’s the psychotic child that came up with that one? Cancer jokes and clowning on Bruce Willis’ kid at the same time? A comedic daredevil!

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Everyone bags on Rumer Willis for not being as….facially beautiful(?)…as her mom Demi Moore. And also for having a chin that could chisel marble. It turns out that she’s never fooled herself about her exotic (?) looks either. Rumer was named one of People‘s
100 Most Beautiful People, and she’s as stunned as the rest of us. Does
this mean I’m making the list next year? I look like cottage cheese and
have a giant head but if this bitch can make the list, I’m a shoe-in. “After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way,” she says about her big win.Rumer
also says that she was called “Rumer, Rumer, with a big hairy tumor”
when she was a kid. Kids are funny. Who’s the psychotic child that came
up with that one? Cancer jokes and clowning on Bruce Willis’ kid at the
same time? A comedic daredevil! 

By J. Harvey
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  2. Krystyn

    for some reason this line:

    Who’s the psychotic child that came up with that one? Cancer jokes and clowning on Bruce Willis’ kid at the same time? A comedic daredevil!

    has me giggling like a small child in my cube here. LMAO!

  3. Renee

    I love Bruce Willis and will always respect his body of work. But I truly don’t understand why so many people are so darn nasty to his beautiful daughter Rumer. I’m glad that she doesn’t care what people say about her and that’s all that matters is how she feel about herself. Their are just to many cruel people in the world who need to keep there ugly mouths closed. I wish you all the best Rumer. Keep the good work up.

  4. VA is for lovers

    his beautiful daughter Rumer. —
    LOL lady, you just typed the biggest oxymoron ever.
    there is a reason why part of the word has the word
    MORON in it, it is because you are one.
    rumer willis is ugly.

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