Christmas Shopping Drives Rumer Willis Round’ The Bend

November 29th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Here’s some pics of Rumer Willis and her sister Tallullah shopping. Damn, look at that pic below. Miss Golden Globes needs to put her breast back in her shirt. It ain’t that kind of party. I know the mall gets stuffy, but there’s no need for a show, Ru. That’s pretty much it. I could sit here andt type shade about Rumer but the comment boards tend to handle that. She’s still rockin’ hats that accentuate her large melon and I already told her about that but she won’t listen. What to do? Kids. My head gets stuck in doorways, and the only hat I can reliably wear and not look hydrocephalic is my size 17 XL scalley cap from Jones in Southie. If Jones hadn’t closed, I would invite Rumer to come shopping with me. Mine’s getting tore up. And she could use one that doesn’t make her look like hipster Conehead.

Photos: Flynet Online

More photos of Rumer and Talullah after the jump.

By J. Harvey
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  1. mia

    There sure was an ugly gene hidden away inside Bruce and Demi..they have very fugly daughters.

  2. stolidog

    In that top picture she looks like the Alien, and her second snappy jaw is about to come shooting out.

  3. Bill Cosby

    Why the long face?

    Man, I’m a super horny negro and even I ain’t into that Robert Z’Dar wannabe. I would rather turn my urethra into a scorpion euthanasia clinic than let her bonerdrome the new flesh.

    Well, maybe I’d do her.

  4. mar

    WOW – I cannot stop staring at her. It’s so rare that someone is THAT bad looking – I mean, I cannot turn away, she is SO UGLY. I am usually not so horibly rude, but how can one look at her and NOT say to themselves – “Man, she is UGLY”. Crazy ugly…Still in disbelief here.

  5. Zekers

    She is rather challenged in the looks department, but wasn’t her mother as well? I seem to remember seeing some photos of Demi as a child/teen and she didn’t look anything like she does now. As for Talullah and Scout, they faired much better than their older sister, which makes one wonder about paternity…

  6. pat

    If my Dog looked like her I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards!!!!!! She need to do something about that chin. She will never be a beauty but she could improve what she has.

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