Rumer Willis Scored?

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Why does this remind me of that Warner Bros. cartoon hen in the blue bonnet who always lusted after Foghorn Leghorn? A MAAAAAAAAAYYYYUN! Rumer Willis, the genetically disadvantaged daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was spotted out partying with Gossip Girl bohunk Chace Crawford in NYC Thursday night. So JC Chasez ended it? Fickle closet cases. I mean with Chace.

Rumer and Chace were out at Rose Bar, and then left at 2:30 AM in a big black Escalade to roll up on the Beatrice Inn. The two were also spotted flirting with each other at a GQ party in December. Chace allegedly dumped (or was dumped by) Carrie Underwood via text message and has been recently linked with N*SYNC queen JC Chasez.

This is probably fag and hag on a hot night out drinking and dancing. Or they were out looking for that friggin’ “S” that should be in his name. Otherwise, he’s going to miss that arm he’s going to have to chew off to escape from her in the morning.