Rumer Willis Scored?

April 25th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Photos: WENN

Why does this remind me of that Warner Bros. cartoon hen in the blue bonnet who always lusted after Foghorn Leghorn? A MAAAAAAAAAYYYYUN! Rumer Willis, the genetically disadvantaged daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was spotted out partying with Gossip Girl bohunk Chace Crawford in NYC Thursday night. So JC Chasez ended it? Fickle closet cases. I mean with Chace.

Rumer and Chace were out at Rose Bar, and then left at 2:30 AM in a big black Escalade to roll up on the Beatrice Inn. The two were also spotted flirting with each other at a GQ party in December. Chace allegedly dumped (or was dumped by) Carrie Underwood via text message and has been recently linked with N*SYNC queen JC Chasez.

This is probably fag and hag on a hot night out drinking and dancing. Or they were out looking for that friggin’ “S” that should be in his name. Otherwise, he’s going to miss that arm he’s going to have to chew off to escape from her in the morning.

By J. Harvey

  1. KAY

    I can’t stop laughing you sicko!

  2. sandy

    Yeah, JHarv is a hoot. He makes me laugh everyday. That poor girl. She really is unattractive.

  3. Ruby

    Chace Crawford is a cheater. He deserves to wake up next to Rumer Willis.

  4. bobo

    Now that is one ugly image picturing ANYONE having sex with that grotesque thing.

  5. Maxxy

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think she has pretty eyes. Since many of you are so quick to critique her, I wonder what your body and face look or smell like. No one is perfect. Not me or YOU! Grow up!

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