Rub David Beckham’s Ass, It’s Lucky

January 27th, 2009 // 4 Comments

Soccer got even gayer than it was before. David Beckham‘s teammates during his AC Milan stint keep rubbing his beautiful buttcheeks. Why? They’re homos. Kidding, they’ve decided that David’s badonkadonk is their new lucky charm. Even the soccer writers are in on the hotness. They’re referring to David’s ass as the team’s “talisman.” What’s his penis called? This kind of behavior makes me want to get to a game. Is there someone assigned to polish that talisman now? Who are we kidding – it’s Becks. That ho was already on the payroll.

Victoria Beckham has her own lucky talisman and it’s not her husband’s booty. See that bag (the photos are after the jump)? It’s Loewe’s Calle bag. It’s Ostrich leather and it costs $9,914 American. So she would sooner leave her children with Michael Jackson than have anything happen to that bag. 

Here she is at LAX. When you see Posh in face powder and shades and an outfit like this…do you ever get the feeling that if you removed those shades, there would be empty holes? She wears shades on the days that her eyes are in the FashionBot TM lab for a tune-up.

Click any photo to check out all 20+ photos of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham in the gallery! 


Soccer got even gayer than it was before. David Beckham‘s teammates during his AC Milan stint
keep rubbing his beautiful buttcheeks. Why? They’re homos. Kidding,
they’ve decided that David’s badonkadonk is their new lucky charm. Even
the soccer writers are in on the hotness. They’re referring to David’s
ass as the team’s “talisman.”
What’s his penis called? This kind of behavior makes me want to get to
a game. Is there someone assigned to polish that talisman now? Who are
we kidding – it’s Becks. That ho was already on the payroll.

Victoria Beckham has her own lucky talisman and it’s not her
husband’s booty. See that bag? It’s Loewe’s Calle bag. It’s Ostrich
leather and it costs $9,914 American. So she would sooner leave her
children with Michael Jackson than have anything happen to that bag. 

Here she is at LAX. When you see Posh in face powder and shades
and an outfit like this…do you ever get the feeling that if you
removed those shades, there would be empty holes? She wears shades on
the days that her eyes are in the FashionBot TM lab for a tune-up. Check out all 20+ photos of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. liz

    Doesn’t she have a $100,000 Hermes bag, this is nothing.

  2. Jason

    And you would sooner make disgusting remarks on an innocent man who was found not guilty on all charges and continue to treat him like a criminal?

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