Rosies Are Red, Violets Are Blue

May 31st, 2007 // 11 Comments

I know that title made no sense, but I’m just trying to get into the poetic state of mind that has Rosie O’Donnell producing poems at about the same rate that I churn out bad jokes. O’Donnell recently penned a little something on her blog about her recent visit to the acupuncturist for treatment related to an 2001 staph infection in her left hand, but her poem indicates that she’s also still feeling wounded by the circumstances that lead to her abrupt departure from “The View.”

day two
and it is ok

i had acupuncture
she put some needles
thru the scar tissue on my left hand
lifting it up – from the locked layer beneath

stuck is how she described it

it hurt in a good way
one u can survive
as the promise of freedom
maybe movement
allows the ache
i breathe thru it
2 find
some open place inside
where there was none b4

Sylvia Plath over here is really quite prolific. For a final sing-song quote from Rosie, follow the jump…

tomorrow more sun
look madge
i am soaking in it
with thanks 2 all

peace b with u

Green Eggs and Ham. Sam I am. And BOOM, this is me dropping the mic.

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. Ugh

    This story is so worn out and old. Rosie should stop while she’s ahead. I don’t see this helping her in any way. I think she quit the show early due to being embarassed over little Lizabeth kicking her butt and telling her she’s old enough to stand up for herself. I wish Rosie would go away. She’s evil, makes up stories, and doesn’t belong in the US if she can’t handle the truth.

  2. Haikuforyou

    Someone get that woman a gas oven…stat!

  3. lb

    Hey Rosie, skip the accupuncture and go for a lobotomy instead….you sure could use one.

  4. Thaddeus van Worthingheimer

    Oh God. It’s not like I would expect Rosie to handle the situation in a quiet and dignified way, but even I am surprised that she’s dragging it on and on and on.

    Rosie, it’s time to let it die. You know, like your career.

  5. yup

    The people who don’t belong in the U.S. are the ones who don’t understand we are killing hundreds of innocent people a day- the people who did NOT attack us in 911, both endagering our lives and the precious lives of our troops. The people who truly care about the troops are the ones who speak up against this injustice. Wake up people. Rosie’s only trying to spread the real truth, however rednecks can’t see beyond their guns.

  6. Haikuforyou

    Oh, that is funny. someone named YUP is criticizing rednecks…and actually, the people who don’t belong in the US are the millions of Illegal Immigrants that sneak over here all the time. Oh, and maybe people who think that our Military is just for decoration. And the sad few who agree with “Ro”.

  7. MensaMember

    Where is Rosie talking about The View?? She’s talking about getting accupuncture on her immobilized hand (finger), it hurts, maybe this will help it to move again, etc. Nowhere does she mention The View, except to say “day two…” She’s definitely not “wounded” about leaving that godawful show. Who wouldn’t be relieved to get away from that old ladies’ show?!!

  8. sean

    Rosie’s blog is about her life. She get’s about 3000 questions a day and has said she won’t answer any more questions about the view for a while.

  9. Some Guy

    The woman needs to take a class on poetry, because her shit sucks. Free verse or no verse, she might as well just write regular sentences instead of trying to come across as witty and poetic and deep. A five year old can write better poems.

  10. Some Guy

    The woman needs to take a class on poetry, because her shit sucks. Free verse or no verse, she might as well just write regular sentences instead of trying to come across as witty and poetic and deep. A five year old can write better poems.

  11. Walters could not afford to continue to have somebody like Rosie on her show.

    As I’ve indicated in the following blog n roll song, “Life is much too short, to fuss and fight my friend.” Let’s stop the fight! It’s time for the left to unite with the right.

    Live
    Dr BLT
    Words and music by Dr BLT © 2007
    http://www.drblt.net/music/Live2.mp3

    Dr BLT, Blog n Roller

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