Rosie O’Donnell Taking a Break from the “Heteros”

After leaving “The View,” Rosie O’Donnell has been staying busy as a special guest on Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors tour. This Sunday evening, she appeared on stage with the pop star, performing on the drums and then tossing her sticks into the audience. Before her performance, she talked about her highly publicized year on, and subsequent departure from “The View.”


“I got to tell you, I’ve been hanging around with those heteros for a full year and it’s not fun,” she said. “Turn around one minute and they’ll stab you in the back with a high heel. They will.”

That sounds very similar to one of my all-time favorite pop singles that I will never write, “Stiletto to the Heart.” Girl, please don’t front like queens don’t do the same damn thing. But I can see how all that squabbling got old. And now it seems that after spending her time as a co-host, it seems that Rosie might be looking for a less political hosting gig. She’s expressed an interest in taking over for the retired Bob Barker on his game show, “The Price is Right.” I think she’d probably do well. Until someone shows up and tells her the price is wrong. And then she is forced to beat them to death with koosh balls, which sounds like a rather fun way to die. Shoot, maybe I’ll do it.