Please watch this video that Rosie O’Donnell posted on her blog. It’s evidently a scene from the next episode of “Nip/Tuck” in which she reprises her role as loudmouth lottery winner Dawn Budge. It’s also the closest thing to a surefire Emmy winner that I’ve ever seen. The screaming. The mechanical eagle. The jumpsuit. Does she eat the bird eventually? Any Emmy voters out there, please keep this performance in mind when Emmy time rolls around once again. It’s just cool that she has something to fall back on since she keeps losing gigs.