Rosie Denies Britney Performing At True Colors In L.A.


There was word that Britney Spears and her crazy country ass was going to make a one-night only appearance at the True Colors tour stop in Los Angeles on June 30. Rosie O’Donnell has taken to the video blogways to deny that mess. I saw this tour, and it was hot and it would be like bringing your trashy cousin with the five kids by four different fathers to a wedding at the Park Plaza. I’m given to hyperbole but you smell what I’m steppin’ in.

She says:

“The rumors are swirling that Britney is joining us in LA. Now, Cyndi [Lauper] said it wasn’t happening. And it’s Cyndi’s tour, so she would know. But, if it is happening, I’m thrilled…because I enjoy Britney.

Brit, if you’re watching, honey, you and me! We’re gonna share like a backstage moment. Cuz I love you kid!

Yes, Rosie O’Donnell just suggested a lesbian encounter between her and Britney. Now I like my butch and femme action as much as the next pervert but can I hire someone to fling lye into my eyes in case this gets filmed and someone evil sends me a YouTube and I unsuspectingly open it? Or maybe just plain gouging out would work better.