Rosie and Trump: Round 34,673 Alpha Quadrant Niner

TMZ is….zzzzzzzzz

Donald Trump says that Barbara Walters called Rosie O’Donnell a “pig” in a phone conversation and that “she won’t be [at “The View”] for long.”

Trump sent a letter to Rosie O’Donnell this morning alleging that he and Babwa had a conversation about the Trump-Rosie hostilities while Babwa was on vacation. Trump says that, according to Walters, “working with [Rosie] is like living in hell” and, “Don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.” What’s more, Trump says that Walters advised him, “Donald, never get into the mud with pigs.”

Who in the blue hell would tell Donald Trump anything? That freak obviously can’t keep a secret. He’s gonna go running to the nearest television network, cable station, radio program, kid’s morning puppet show or homeless newspaper whenever he’s got something to say because he’s hooked on seeing his ass in the press. So either he’s lying or Barbara wanted it out there that she hates fat loudmouthed lezzies. Either way, I’m..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.