Rosie and The Donald Give About Two Shits For The Spirit of The Season

These people clearly shouldn’t have blogs. That’s my first impression. First, she called him a “snake oil salesman,” and then he responded with plans to seduce Rosie’s partner from her (cleverly using men and clearly not getting the whole “lesbian” part of the equation) and this is how it continued from there, according to People:

In response, O’Donnell said on The View she would give her reaction to the whole situation – then simply looked at the camera and grimaced. But she clearly had more to say.

Her blog posting describes “beauty pageants/where women were paraded around/judged valuable or not/by old white men/it is always old white men.”

She continues: “Remember the seventies/a young girl in nyc/meets a pimp/he cons her into a life of illusion/she works for him.”

In response, Trump told the New York Post, “Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she’s a mental midget, a low-life. I think she’s got a death wish. It’s too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that.”

Maybe if we locked them in a room, filled with mistletoe, they could work out their problems Disney movie style. Lindsay Lohan could reprise her role from Parent Trap. Actually, that might simply depress me. Also, I think an adult Lohan fake British accent might just cause ME to start cutting myself.

Rosie O’Donnell Compares Donald Trump to a ‘Pimp’ [People]