Roseanne Vs. Angelina Jolie

August 18th, 2008 // 30 Comments

Roseanne took to her website to blast Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for not coming out and supporting Barack Obama publicly. This crazy bog beast is pissed!

I thought she didn’t like Obama. Has someone checked her meds?

In a post addressed to Angie’s estranged dad John Voight, Rosie freaks the f*ck out.

“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make
about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away
three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap
about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than
their fair share and wreck the earth even more,” she writes.

Oh shit, did she just refer to Vivienne and Knox as “dunces?” Maddox and head toddler Zahara probably agree. They know that the adopted kids have a better chance at being brilliant than the ones created by Brad’s sperm. Brad’s not known for his brain cell action.

“Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn’t decided
who to endorse….huh?” Roseanne writes. “Aren’t you supposed to be
somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you
hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the
Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last
few decades since Reagan?”

There are people out there who would would shove icepicks into their eyes for Angie and Brad. This bitch better watch out, they will find her.

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of Roseanne Barr in the gallery!


Roseanne took to her website to blast Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for not coming out and supporting Barack Obama publicly. This crazy bog beast is pissed!

I thought she didn’t like Obama. Has someone checked her meds?In a post addressed to Angie’s estranged dad John Voight, Rosie freaks the f*ck out.”Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make
about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away
three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap
about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than
their fair share and wreck the earth even more,” she writes.Oh shit, did she just refer to Vivienne and Knox as “dunces?” Maddox and head toddler
Zahara probably agree. They know that the adopted kids have a better
chance at being brilliant than the ones created by Brad’s sperm. Brad’s
not known for his brain cell action.”Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn’t decided
who to endorse….huh?” Roseanne writes. “Aren’t you supposed to be
somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you
hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the
Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last
few decades since Reagan?”There
are people out there who would would shove icepicks into their eyes for
Angie and Brad. This bitch better watch out, they will find her.

By J. Harvey
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  1. devil

    One weird thing about this story is that Roseanne is right. She may be crazy-nuts, but she’s dead right about this.

    The second weird thing is that, in the US mag link, the photo of Roseanne looks better (a LOT better, in fact) than the photo of Angelina Jolie. Now, I don’t think AJ is attractive anyway, but I wouldn’t have guessed that she could ever look like Roseanne’s mother. Very strange.

  2. T-Bone

    Someone needs to tell Roseanne that bullying people with her obnoxious mouth only serves to make her look less educated and more desperate.

    I’m not a huge fan of the Jolie/Pitts, but I can at least admit they give their fair share to charity. (Far more than Roseanne has ever given, I’m sure).

    In addition, good for Angelina for not endorsing ANYONE until she’s done her research. At least she’s not jumping on the oh-so-popular Obama bandwagon.

  3. Bewildered Housewife

    Roseanne is absolutely correct in this case – I had no idea that she was so aware, actually. It seems that many have bought the Jolie team PR humanitarian spin, but just because someone donates a small portion of their income (which most of us do anyway) doesn’t mean that person is a saint.

    That she is republican does not surprise me. Look at the her clan’s level of consumption – private planes? Piles of junk food? Sprawling estates that require enormous amounts of energy and man hours to maintain? Large black SUVs carting them around wherever they go? Throw in the very unhealthy, anorexic and plastic image she is sending to the girls in this country. Plus, have you ever seen her champion a cause or donate substantial funds to the domestic issues of oppression, homelessness and hunger that THIS country faces? Sure sounds enlightened to me…

  4. Jenn

    Rosie = socialist

  5. Bewildered Housewife

    Roseanne is absolutely correct in this case – I had no idea that she was so aware, actually. It seems that many have bought the Jolie team PR humanitarian spin, but just because someone donates a small portion of their income (which most of us do anyway) doesn’t mean that person is a saint.

    That she is republican does not surprise me. Look at the her clan’s level of consumption – private planes? Piles of junk food? Sprawling estates that require enormous amounts of energy and man hours to maintain? Large black SUVs carting them around wherever they go? Throw in the very unhealthy, anorexic and plastic image she is sending to the girls in this country. Plus, have you ever seen her champion a cause or donate substantial funds to the domestic issues of oppression, homelessness and hunger that THIS country faces? Sure sounds enlightened to me…

  6. janepitt

    The sad part is that people really feel that Angelina endorsing a candidate will make a difference with well informed intelligent voters. Brad and Angelina are only popular because of the freak show their private life has become.

    There are people who give away much more that these two cretins, yet, they choose to remain silent about their givings. These two, however, feel the need to make a press conference every time they give a dime. No surprise that these donations and announcements always coincide with the release of one of their lame movies.

  7. Bewildered

    Roseanne is absolutely correct in this case – I had no idea that she was so aware, actually. It seems that many have bought the Jolie team PR humanitarian spin, but just because someone donates a small portion of their income (which most of us do anyway) doesn’t mean that person is a saint.

    That she is republican does not surprise me. Look at the her clan’s level of consumption – private planes? Piles of junk food? Sprawling estates that require enormous amounts of energy and man hours to maintain? Large black SUVs carting them around wherever they go? Throw in the very unhealthy, anorexic and plastic image she is sending to the girls in this country. Plus, have you ever seen her champion a cause or donate substantial funds to the domestic issues of oppression, homelessness and hunger that THIS country faces? Sure sounds enlightened to me…

  8. Eliza

    Rosanne is right and that’s kinda weird really….

  9. Nicole

    Oh please, Angelina said this:

    “I have not decided on a candidate,” Jolie says, “I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world.”

    Get over yourselves.

  10. anne

    She is kinda of right. Saving the world blablbal, but living the most materialistic lifestyle ever. Brad Pitt is going to be “green” wonder how much he and his entourage pollutes the world. And their movies promote a lot of violence… And Jolie is just sooo full of herself, makes me want to puke.

  11. jason

    wow? Roseanne needs a life, she talks about them like shes better then them. they actually care, and are commited to their humanitarian work. and Jolie knows, and is deeply committed to politics, she just hasn’t decide whether Obama, or McCain will do more to help refugees in the future….geez, cut her some slack. She’s saved alot of lives, and helped peole all around the world.

  12. jason

    wow? Roseanne needs a life, she talks about them like shes better then them. they actually care, and are commited to their humanitarian work. and Jolie knows, and is deeply committed to politics, she just hasn’t decide whether Obama, or McCain will do more to help refugees in the future….geez, cut her some slack. She’s saved alot of lives, and helped peole all around the world.

  13. jason

    wow? Roseanne needs a life, she talks about them like shes better then them. they actually care, and are commited to their humanitarian work. and Jolie knows, and is deeply committed to politics, she just hasn’t decide whether Obama, or McCain will do more to help refugees in the future….geez, cut her some slack. She’s saved alot of lives, and helped peole all around the world.

  14. Are You Kiddin Me?

    I’m gonna roll off my couch laughing when Obama gets in office and does nothing at all. People treat him like a savior. He’s just a fucking guy people. He’s another fucking guy in a suit. Jolie is right for once in her priviledged two faced life. This guy is gonna be like a Monty Python movie where everyone follows him around expecting miracles. You’re all gonna be staring at him like the savior and then bow down and mimic him as he itches his ass and picks his nose.

  15. oh boy oh boy

    Whomever is elected will be in the unfortunate position of inheriting the Bush Admin’s huge pile of sh*t that it’s made of this country. I’m voting Obama but it might not matter b/c the next pres is going to be dammed if he does dammned if he doesn’t about everything. We’re screwed for the next decade.

    Having said that, Rosanne is on the money on this one. She might want to tone down the venom (or not. come on…she’s Rosanne!) but she’s right. Jolie-Pitts are Hollywood empties. HUGE hypocrites. Haven’t we all had Angelina-type friends?

  16. Mizfitz

    Roseanne is right. She is also VERY aware of lots of political stuff. Frequent guest on Bill Maher’s show. You may not like the way she puts it out there (I do), but when you get past the “no bullshit” approach, it’s all true, and ya gotta love the truth, even if it hurts a bit.

    Because Ms. Barr doesn’t “advertise” her contributions to the world, like some famous people, doesn’t mean that she doesn’t contribute to the needs of the world. At least she is helping here – at home!

  17. Mizfitz

    Roseanne is right. She is also VERY aware of lots of political stuff. Frequent guest on Bill Maher’s show. You may not like the way she puts it out there (I do), but when you get past the “no bullshit” approach, it’s all true, and ya gotta love the truth, even if it hurts a bit.

    Because Ms. Barr doesn’t “advertise” her contributions to the world, like some famous people, doesn’t mean that she doesn’t contribute to the needs of the world. At least she is helping here – at home!

  18. spencer

    what has roseanne contributed to the world? just because a woman has a black child ,shes suppose to back a black canidate? that is as shallow of thinking as one could expect from roseanne.maybe roseanne should notice that white republicans dont run or hold any office in africa,seems blacks in africa dont care about blacks in africa.hollywood stars shouldnt comment on ploitics roseanne or jolie,every time they speak,they show how stupid they truely are.Is roseanne backing obama so maybe hollywood will but her ass back to work?

  19. SARKOZY STARTS RACE WARS

    Obama is a Muslim. He listens to Muslim fanatical sermons. He’s a supporter of Farrakhan’s ideology which is that blacks should kill whites and kill white gods. He’s definitely not what America needs now that the fascists have robbed and killed us and sent our soldiers into semitic lands chasing red herrings while killing those who don’t believe in invisible men in the sky or forcing them to convert by making them poor.

    The wars of over 2500 years ago are still being fought. Fascists-communists colluders are winning the war. They fight it under the guise of democracy, capitalism and freedom. In reality they are merely robbing the weak and stealing natural resources including human labor. The way General Motors automobile factory steals jobs that Americans built and sends them overseas to tap cheaper labor, by cheap I mean people who’ll work for 25 cents a day without heath care or pension. GM is reneging on pensions promised to men who dedicated their lives to the nation’s once largest employer. They broke contracts the same way fascists broke treaties with American Indians. America is still in a colonial state, don’t be fool by the clever disguise. The fascists have undermined us from the beginning. They rob us of our land every day, allowing corporations to steal from us under eminent domain laws. Fascist steal the best of everything, usually that means stealing what We the People have built from the ground up. Fascists believe they are more entitled and can use armies that we pay for with our taxes to take what’s ours by force. They turn our soldiers against us. The unAmerican Patriot is an example of how they work against us.

    Obama is financed by people who caused today’s mortgage crisis. They want to be promoted for having robbed us in the typical Fascist style. Senator Shumer, a so-called democrat, and attorney General Mukasey (both Jews who support all things Israel) helped cause the mortgage crisis with the help of Obama’s campaign financer. These men are pro-Israel and anti-American, anti-Christian, anti-White. They are extremely racist. They don’t believe in equality. They believe in Islam and Judaism above all things and they are united againt real Americans who have the American spirit. They work against those who believe in merited wealth and instead these men want to steal wealth via an endless series of financial scams.

    Take a look at what’s happening today in Egypt (a semitic nation). It was sabotaged by Israel who destroyed Egypt’s northern defenses then, called Muslim to sack Egypt. Once Egypt started rebuilding their economies, Jews went back to rob them. Today they are using the idea of “corporation” to rob the Egyptian farmers of their life’s blood, land and agricultural labor. The Jews, under the guise of “capitalism,” have diverted natural water supplies to other lands and built large farms that are putting the local mom-and-pop farmers out of business. The farmers’ animals are anorexic, their bones are sticking out of their skin and yet they have to keep laboring in the heat all day or else animal and farmer and farmer’s family will die. It’s grossly inhumane, should be illegal and is evil. This is the type of evil business practice that is allowed by corrupt self-serving politicians who pretend to spread “capitalism and democracy” to the undeveloped world. They are robbing others. They are as phony and dishonest as a Pitt-Jolie charity.

    We don’t need Obama. The world doesn’t need another racist who preys upon the weak and hates people and harms them while enriching himself and getting a promotion for harming others.

    Now is the time to rebuild our nation and to raise the spirits of real Americans. Those who don’t believe in merited wealth should find the exit door and take a slow boat to a third world nation and not look back. If they do look back, hopefully the invisible man in the sky will turn them into a pillar of salt.

    It’s good that Rosanne did not bring religion into the mix. Because then I’d have to talk about how religious leaders have helped state leaders and corporations rob Americans and the world while asking everyone to pray and wait for happiness when their dead while the so-called leaders spend the stolen money in the hear and now. I’d also have to explain how there would be no Muslims, Jews or Christians if men in ancient times hadn’t forced people to convert to the invisible man religions at the threat of death and annihilation of the family.

    Truth be known

  20. SARKOZY STARTS RACE WARS

    Obama is a Muslim. He listens to Muslim fanatical sermons. He’s a supporter of Farrakhan’s ideology which is that blacks should kill whites and kill white gods. He’s definitely not what America needs now that the fascists have robbed and killed us and sent our soldiers into semitic lands chasing red herrings while killing those who don’t believe in invisible men in the sky or forcing them to convert by making them poor.

    The wars of over 2500 years ago are still being fought. Fascists-communists colluders are winning the war. They fight it under the guise of democracy, capitalism and freedom. In reality they are merely robbing the weak and stealing natural resources including human labor. The way General Motors automobile factory steals jobs that Americans built and sends them overseas to tap cheaper labor, by cheap I mean people who’ll work for 25 cents a day without heath care or pension. GM is reneging on pensions promised to men who dedicated their lives to the nation’s once largest employer. They broke contracts the same way fascists broke treaties with American Indians. America is still in a colonial state, don’t be fool by the clever disguise. The fascists have undermined us from the beginning. They rob us of our land every day, allowing corporations to steal from us under eminent domain laws. Fascist steal the best of everything, usually that means stealing what We the People have built from the ground up. Fascists believe they are more entitled and can use armies that we pay for with our taxes to take what’s ours by force. They turn our soldiers against us. The unAmerican Patriot is an example of how they work against us.

    Obama is financed by people who caused today’s mortgage crisis. They want to be promoted for having robbed us in the typical Fascist style. Senator Shumer, a so-called democrat, and attorney General Mukasey (both Jews who support all things Israel) helped cause the mortgage crisis with the help of Obama’s campaign financer. These men are pro-Israel and anti-American, anti-Christian, anti-White. They are extremely racist. They don’t believe in equality. They believe in Islam and Judaism above all things and they are united againt real Americans who have the American spirit. They work against those who believe in merited wealth and instead these men want to steal wealth via an endless series of financial scams.

    Take a look at what’s happening today in Egypt (a semitic nation). It was sabotaged by Israel who destroyed Egypt’s northern defenses then, called Muslim to sack Egypt. Once Egypt started rebuilding their economies, Jews went back to rob them. Today they are using the idea of “corporation” to rob the Egyptian farmers of their life’s blood, land and agricultural labor. The Jews, under the guise of “capitalism,” have diverted natural water supplies to other lands and built large farms that are putting the local mom-and-pop farmers out of business. The farmers’ animals are anorexic, their bones are sticking out of their skin and yet they have to keep laboring in the heat all day or else animal and farmer and farmer’s family will die. It’s grossly inhumane, should be illegal and is evil. This is the type of evil business practice that is allowed by corrupt self-serving politicians who pretend to spread “capitalism and democracy” to the undeveloped world. They are robbing others. They are as phony and dishonest as a Pitt-Jolie charity.

    We don’t need Obama. The world doesn’t need another racist who preys upon the weak and hates people and harms them while enriching himself and getting a promotion for harming others.

    Now is the time to rebuild our nation and to raise the spirits of real Americans. Those who don’t believe in merited wealth should find the exit door and take a slow boat to a third world nation and not look back. If they do look back, hopefully the invisible man in the sky will turn them into a pillar of salt.

    It’s good that Rosanne did not bring religion into the mix. Because then I’d have to talk about how religious leaders have helped state leaders and corporations rob Americans and the world while asking everyone to pray and wait for happiness when their dead while the so-called leaders spend the stolen money in the here and now. I’d also have to explain how there would be no Muslims, Jews or Christians if men in ancient times hadn’t forced people to convert to the invisible man religions at the threat of death and annihilation of the family. All we have to thank for their terrorism is global oppression of women who’ve been denied jobs, education and basic human rights. In Muslim nations (nations that Obama supports via his religious associations and beliefs), women are still stoned for a variety of things that insecure domineering men think they should be stoned for and have a religious and legal right to stone women to death. This was caused by Jews who spread the belief in an invisible man in the sky to semitic nations.

    Islam and Judea want to take over the world and kill, kill, kill. They are hateful racist people, the worst offenders of all. They claim to be victims but it’s only a clever disguised. They just don’t like paying for their crimes against humanity. Obama is a Jew’s tool.

    Truth be known

  21. SARKOZY STARTS RACE WARS

    Double post not intended.

  22. you're kidding, right?

    a double post from a wack-job like you is just more for us to laugh at, bozo.

  23. CountessaDNB

    I was thinking I would see a lot responses saying how horrible Rosanne is for dissing Angelina and Brad. I am happy to see I was mostly wrong. As for Rosanne, she may be crazy, but she’s entirely correct about Angelina and Brad.

    As for that crazy double post – what is wrong with you – go away.

  24. TUMI

    presidential candidates should never be chosen, based on popularity and the need to rectify what history has done wrong to minirity races, they should rather be voted for based on their commitments and the desire to make positive economic improvements. for this reason, Angie has made a good choice by supporting neither, because of her beliefs.

    as human beings we should be fair in the judgement we pass on to others. and for those who feel that they already are contributing to the well being of the less fortunate through tax, thank you, because your contribution does not go unnoticed, but if Angie and Brad want to contribute in the best way they know how, let them do that without critizing them by measure the extent to which they do it and how much they have left. the Divine One blesses us all in different ways, so let us not envy and criticize other people’s wealth because we do not have it.

    rosie, ever since i’ve heard of you, i’ve never learned anything but to be spiteful and means and if you continue this way, that will be the only legacy you will leave behind.

  25. Soledad

    Roseanne, is such an unclassy woman, she talks like she is jealous and missinformed, only motivated for her pitiful life and not being loved by her family. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt including her childred have nothing to to with her miserable frustrations just because thing are not going right for her. Angelina Jolie and her family do a lot for charity in instead of getting fat like she is. No respect for you Roseanne, you do not deserve any.

  26. Georgette

    Rosanne is a sack of marxist poo.

  27. Roseann's mom

    It’s funny to see the liberals hyperventilating because AJ is not mindlessly fawning over Obama like the rest of the liberal elite.
    AJ today 9/15/08 just gave another $2mil to charity, this time to an Etheopian organization to help fight HIV/AIDS and tuberculosis in Ethiopia.

    The minute AJ would have endorsed Obama, all the lemmings in the entertainment industry and their loser fans would commend AJ for her humanitarian work not only in Africa & Asian, but in the Middle East, primarily in Iraq to help the thousands of displaced people from the Iraq war. But the minute she doesn’t kowtow to savior Obama, all the liberals do an immediate “about face” and start attacking her character. What’s this? A hollywood celebrity, who has won more humanitarian awards than Roseanne has chins not worshipping at the Obama shrine? LOL @ the shallow liberal democrats for exposing their hypocrisy.

    While AJ is donating countless millions of dollars, Roseanne is playing at the sh^&hole Sahara Casino in Las Vegas and eating herself into an early grave!

  28. To Bewildered House wife

    You that because Anelina Jolie is a republican is no surprise because she has a big mansion and a private jet…etc. Sounds like you’re describing Al Gore or John kerry etc. They all have mansions and private planes.

    How do you even know if she’s a republican or not when she never said.

  29. To Bewildered House wife

    You say that because Anelina Jolie is a republican is no surprise because she has a big mansion and a private jet…etc. Sounds like you’re describing Al Gore or John kerry etc. They all have mansions and private planes.

    How do you even know if she’s a republican or not when she never said.

  30. TeamAniston

    Roseanne is right, Angelina + Brad try to act like they give a damn when they spend their cash on designer crap all the time.

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