Rose McGowan Wants To Keep Her Noonie Fresh

March 28th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Filming scenes that involved her getting up close and personal with a stripper pole during shoots of “Grindhouse” in strip clubs had Rose Nyland McGowan concerned about hygiene and she required that the crew take special measures to ensure she wasn’t coming into contact with any “stripper cooties.”

“I made them Windex the pole. That’s a lot of bacteria adding up over the course of an evening.”

Call me obsessive compulsive, but I think that I’d like to make sure that any stripper pole I’d have to mount would have had at least two clean pap smears before I’d get within ten feet of it. But then again, I’m a delicate friggin’ lotus blossom.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. Will

    Can you imagine Rose Nyland working a stripper pole?! LOL

  2. Mrs. Fiesty

    Rose Nyland! I almost spit coffee all over my screen with the visual of Betty White pole-dancing. That was hilarious, I wonder how many will get the reference. You and J. Harvey are too funny!! ;o)

    Is it just me, or does Rose M. look more and more like Dixie Carter everyday?

  3. Shasta

    You know, in St. Olof (sp?) they would have skipped the Windex and gone straight for the antibacterial 409!

  4. JR0

    Ok, strippers are filthy, fair enough…but raise your hand if you’ve fucked Marilyn Manson, Rose.

  5. Jennyo

    Rose: Now, I know no one wants to hear any of my stories right now…

    Dorothy: That’s always a safe bet, Rose.

    Rose: …but you need to hear about my cousin Ingmar. He was different. He used to do bird imitations.

    Blanche: Well, what’s wrong with that?

    Rose: Well, let’s just say you wouldn’t want to park your car under their oak tree.

  6. Jennyo

    She does look like Dixie Carter!!!

  7. Es

    Please. if you can touch Marilyn Manson’s silicone man boobies, you can handle some stripper vagina.

    Or maybe all that nasty Marilyn Manson devil love has made her super clean??? If so, kudos for becoming a born again virgin!

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