Rocky Balboa Needed Help From Jesus To Win This One?

Defamer reports that Sly Stallone took to the 700 Club to pimp his movie. Jesus, if you’re gonna aim low, go for the cover of Family Circle or something.

Just wanted to alert you to the fact that Stallone just appeared on The 700 Club to discuss the Christian allegorical element in Rocky. He claimed at one point that not for a moment does he think he wrote the script alone — that’s right, Rocky as prophetic text. I half expected him to crack up when he bade a pious farewell to Pat.

There’s a brief summary of the Stallone segment on The 700 Club website, which we’ve excerpted after the jump:

Stallone says the more he goes to church, and the more he turns himself over to the process of believing in Jesus and listening to his Word and helping him guide his hand, he feels as though the pressure is off himself.

I’ve seen the ads for this mess, and I’m seriously concerned that Jesus won’t prevent that Botox from exploding everywhere.

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