Last week, this sketchy photo of Robin Thicke was making the rounds. At first it just looked like Robin was posing with some random blonde at a VMA after-party, but then when you looked closely at the reflection in the mirror, you could see that Robin was groping the blonde. The blonde is named Lana Scolaro, and Lana thinks she’s super-famous now. She gave an interview to Life & Style (via Page Six) where she tells the real story of what went down. Hint: it’s grosser than we originally imagined.