Robert Pattinson’s Orgy

Calm down, it’s for a movie.  

On the very brink of Robert Pattinson announcing his affair with Twilight costar Kristen Stewart, conveniently just as rumors about his sexuality arise from his current interview with Details, we come to find that Rob will soon be filming an enormous orgy scene with 40 naked women.  When I say ‘come to find,’ I mean the studio released this manly tidbit.

Hey, I’m not implying that Robert Pattinson is actually gay and that Kristen Stewart is his beard, I’m only saying that some PR people are working overtime to straighten out his image (pun intended).  Though I suppose he might be gay; I can’t really bring myself to care.

The nudey film in question is called Bel Ami, a French historical film in which Robert plays Georges Duroy, a journalist who seduces a bunch of rich chicks.

In case you were wondering, the picture of Robsten above was indeed taken by a stalker at Heathrow Airport and posted on Twitter.  You’re welcome!  The rest are pictures of Rob at the BAFTA Awards.