Robert Pattinson’s Orgy

February 27th, 2010 // 20 Comments

Calm down, it’s for a movie.  

On the very brink of Robert Pattinson announcing his affair with Twilight costar Kristen Stewart, conveniently just as rumors about his sexuality arise from his current interview with Details, we come to find that Rob will soon be filming an enormous orgy scene with 40 naked women.  When I say ‘come to find,’ I mean the studio released this manly tidbit.

Hey, I’m not implying that Robert Pattinson is actually gay and that Kristen Stewart is his beard, I’m only saying that some PR people are working overtime to straighten out his image (pun intended).  Though I suppose he might be gay; I can’t really bring myself to care.

The nudey film in question is called Bel Ami, a French historical film in which Robert plays Georges Duroy, a journalist who seduces a bunch of rich chicks.

In case you were wondering, the picture of Robsten above was indeed taken by a stalker at Heathrow Airport and posted on Twitter.  You’re welcome!  The rest are pictures of Rob at the BAFTA Awards.

By Nicole Steadman
  1. an

    This story is totaly made up by the trashy tabloid THE SUN the same one that claimed to have an exclusive interview with Rob where he admits the affair. Please!

    There is no such scene.

  2. melanie

    If anything Kristen is a lesbian and he is her beard.
    That’s also the reason why there are never photos of them being intimate.

  3. Leanne

    My goodness that girl always follows him like a puppy dog. Why isn’t she working herself instead of clinging on to him?

  4. Ann

    This guy, Tom Sturridge is ALWAYS with Rob So is Kristen…WTFF?

  5. Dayna

    Good grief Leanne. The girl has starring roles in four movies coming out in the first half of the year alone. I think that’s quite enough work for a 19-year-old!

  6. Alli

    who is that girl in the second and fourth picture standing next to rob and that blonde lady? i know thats not kristen because her bangs grew out and she wasnt wearing that dress at the BAFTAs…but she looks REALLY similar to kristen…

  7. abrianna

    You’re an idiot. Pattinson’s people denied that he gave any such “exclusive” to The Sun about his personal life/Stewart (and why WOULD he? to THE SUN? please).

    And the rumor about the orgy wasn’t leaked by the studio. Again, that would be The Sun. No confirmation from the studio whatsoever. Though other publications have pointed out that there’s no such scene in the script…

    If you don’t care enough to check the facts then don’t care enough to post it.

  8. aya

    That’s a load of bollocks, he did not talk to The Sun, it’s the worst tabloid in the UK, it has been debunked
    And there’s no orgy in Bel Ami, once again it’s something The Sun made up…and if you take his comments in Details seriously, then you need help, he was joking, he was not being serious in this interview at all. Anyone who follows him knows that…it’s an old joke, the vagina one…..And the LAST thing a closeted actor would say is that he hates vaginas, just think for a second, that came from a guy who actually is confident in his manhood and heterosexuality, and doesn’t care what others think of him.

  9. aya

    That’s a load of bollocks, he did not talk to The Sun, it’s the worst tabloid in the UK, it has been debunked
    And there’s no orgy in Bel Ami, once again it’s something The Sun made up…and if you take his comments in Details seriously, then you need help, he was joking, he was not being serious in this interview at all. Anyone who follows him knows that…it’s an old joke, the v*gina one…..And the LAST thing a closeted actor would say is that he hates v*ginas, just think for a second, that came from a guy who actually is confident in his manhood and heterosexuality, and doesn’t care what others think of him.

  10. -dylan-

    Dear Leanne,
    They are A COUPLE! you know together “together”. Rob is her boyfriend. what do you expected huh? such a hater. xp

  11. meeeeeeee

    Or they are all just friends. I think Tom Sturridge is really cute and he looks good with Robert. I’d support that. He’s been in Rob’s life for like 10 yrs . If in 5 yrs time Rob is still with Tom..then we can just take as fact that they are an item. Oh and Gossipcop debunked that Rob and his good friend Kristen are dating. They are just co-stars.

  12. Sam

    crazy haters…

  13. redd

    ok first of all i read the script and there is no such scene in the the movie no orgy with 40 women. if you are going to print something get facts. and the reason kristen is with him is because he is her boyfriend. as much as it hurts the cougars to believe they are together and want to spend time together before they are seperated for a month again she is not following him “like a puppy” maybe you need someone in your life to understand wanting to spend time with someone.

  14. Ellen

    What a lame stupid article, what a lame srupid author! Really sad. At least check facts about topic you are so desperately trying to cover. There is no such scene in a book, there was no Rob’s intreview with Sun super trashy tabloid. Your article is super trashy too. Get over yourself, find some topic for at least remotely interesting article… Pathetic..

  15. Vickie

    Your site used to be good. Now it’s just stealing crap from other sites. You never check any facts. You are also always nasty and mean spirited. Also if you couldn’t tell the vagina comments were a joke in the Details magazine interview, there’s really something wrong with you. I guess I’ll find another site for entertainment news. You know someone who actually checks facts and doesn’t just steal from trashy rags.

  16. chris

    Oh please. You guys are so ridiculous. Rob didn’t announce his relationship to the Sun. Why would he do that? The only people who question his sexuality are idiots.

  17. luca

    sorry Dylan but they are not TOGETHER together. they are very good friends. nothing more. Folks need to stop equating them with Edward and Bella because they very much are not. And Robert is NOT a homosexual, but someone in the alleged couple is.

    Kristen was up for a BAFTA award and why wouldn’t she hang out or even stay with a friend who has a place in London. His address is certainly off the books so the cameras wouldn’t be able to find her like they might at a hotel where staff could leak it for some dosh. She came back on the same flight and stopped off in NYC to support her friend before coming on to LA for the Oscars where she is presenting.

    That’s all there is to the story.

  18. Aitch

    Rob would not have talked to the Sun and the quote did not sound like him anyway. They are not going to comment. Trust.

    Leanne or whoever. She has been promoting the HELL out of HER OWN movies. Lean your facts.

  19. apon

    I am sorry to tell you all but all the twilight main characters are gay.
    Rober P Gay said that he is “alergic to vagina” no real man would ever say that, unless you are gay.
    Kristen Lesbian (Just had a kissing scene with Dakota Fanning for Christ sake)
    Taylor L gay (Sorry to tell you all but he is gay)

    You see, this is an old trick gay actors use to pass as leading men. They get a “beard” (meaning a friendly female person willing to pass a love or sexual partner, just to full the public) In the case of Robert he uses Kristen (oh, I guess the use each other to pass as straight) Taylor on the other hand uses Taylor Swift for a cover.
    Why? Money, money money.
    The Twilight movies generate billions of dollars for the studios and for the actors. (as long as all those teenagers keep believing the fairy tale love story. Trust me, if all those fans ever got a hint that those three are gay, or if the actors ever came out of the closet all of the sudden, the losses would be huge. for all involved. If they ever come out of the closet, it will be years after all the twilight movies are completed.
    I know that day is coming. Mark my words, five years after the last Twilight movie is release one or all of them will be out of the closet. (either that or they will continue hinting that they are gay until, like Tom C it becomes just common knowledge to all.)

  20. apon

    I am sorry to tell you all but all the twilight main characters are gay.
    Rober P. Gay said that he is “alergic to vagina” no real man would ever say that, unless you are gay.
    Kristen S. Lesbian (Just had a kissing scene with Dakota Fanning for Christ sake)
    Taylor L. gay (Sorry to tell you all but he is gay)

    You see, this is an old trick gay actors use to pass as leading men. They get a “beard” (meaning a friendly female person willing to pass as a love interest or sexual partner, just to full the public) In the case of Robert, he uses Kristen (oh, I guess they use each other to pass as straight) Taylor on the other hand uses Taylor Swift for a cover.
    Why? Money, money money.
    The Twilight movies generate millions of dollars for the studios and for the actors. (as long as all those teenagers keep believing the fairy tale love story.
    Trust me, if all those twilight fans ever got a hint that those three are gay, or if the actors ever came out of the closet all of the sudden, the losses would be huge (for all involved).

    If they ever come out of the closet, it will be years after all the twilight movies are completed.

    I know that day is coming. Mark my words, five years after the last Twilight movie is released, one or all of them will be out of the closet. (either that or they will continue hinting that they are gay until, like the Tom C situation where it is just common knowledge to all that he is a big closeted gay guy.)

    Not that there is anything wrong with that…
    I just don’t like big lies …. for money.

    But, of course, the twilight fans are just that, fanatics. They will never see the lie even when the lie is so clear and open for all to see.
    Robert has a male companion, right?. The same way that decades ago, they use to call guys who never married “confirmed bachelors”. You see, the confirmed bachelor lie, began to fail in the mid-eighties so the new solution was to get a “beard”.
    That is why Michael Jackson married the daughter of Elvis.

    Open your mind!

    Wake up!

    Think, all of Michael Jackson children were carried to term by surrogates. The sperm used to inseminate them came out of other men he knew.
    Why?
    one he was gay,
    and two, he wanted white children.-Yes, he was a self-hating black guy… also a creep.

    That’s all. I know you guys will never wake up but I had to try.

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