Robert Pattinson Talks Safe Vampire Sex

November 30th, 2008 // 17 Comments

Co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson discuss the technical difficulties experienced by a teenage human and a vampire in love.

While media-shy Stewart discussed the abstinence practiced by her character Bella Swan and Pattinson’s undead Edward Cullen, she said, “It’s like perfect for the Catholic schoolgirl.”

Reluctant heartthrob RPattz disagrees however, saying, “It’s like the ultimate dangerous sex. It’s sex where you end up killing the person afterwards. It’s the best type of sex.” It’s especially delicious if you’re married and it’s your ailing sugar daddy who is a heartbeat away from making your student loans a distant memory.

Click on any photo to see the full gallery of Robert Pattinson shopping on Melrose at Wasteland.


Co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson discuss the technical difficulties experienced by a teenage human and a vampire in love.

While media-shy
Stewart discussed the abstinence practiced by her character Bella Swan
and Pattinson’s undead Edward Cullen, she said, “It’s like perfect for
the Catholic schoolgirl.”Reluctant heartthrob
RPattz disagrees however, saying, “It’s like the ultimate dangerous
sex. It’s sex where you end up killing the person afterwards. It’s the
best type of sex.” It’s especially delicious if you’re married and it’s
your ailing sugar daddy who is a heartbeat away from making your
student loans a distant memory.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. anna

    This is by far the FUNNIEST interview I’ve ever seen/heard!

  2. Mowgli

    pot heads have the dirtiest mouths

  3. angel

    he looks like colin farrell he’s so hot.

  4. Champ Burger

    F*** yeah!!

  5. Leah Gollihar

    wit a guy lk dat iz wrth it!!!!!!!!

  6. Katie

    That was the funniest interview I have ever seen. I loved it because they were just so casual and were themselves.

  7. ya ya

    He said that? Ew.

  8. Twilight is awesome

    I LOVE Twilight. I only think Rob Pattinson is hot when he is in the movie. HOT!!!

  9. Me

    is that Leah Gollihar from Los Banos?

  10. Danielle

    He’s NOT hot!!! rgh!

  11. Sarah!

    i think that interview was hilarious.
    and i think robert pattinson is hot as edward cullen. he’s hotter in the movie than in real life, i think.

  12. i love twilight

    i love twilight soooooooo much and i am soo obessesed with the character edward cullen i wish all the boys are like himmmm…hehe….

  13. Alice Hale

    Edward cullen is not hot, Jasper Cullen is ! Eeek i love Jasper, he is the hottest of them all, Edward has caught my attention many times but i still like Jasper, i have Jaspa Feva, lolz, P.S Robert pattison, is NOT hot !

  14. xXx Twilight xXx

    OMG!!! Edward Cullen is sexy!!! Oh, and Robert Pattinson is HOT! Get that into your heads!

  15. love lust laroux

    this was fuckin hilarious. i think kristen might be nice to know but i DEF dont think shes a good actor. im not gonna be all like “ohh i fuckin hate her” i hate her actin fosho. but ehh ohh well. edward-jacob-jasper <3 yummmmm

    myspace = rooxlaroux
    message me? :]]

  16. nessie

    The answer to all of you wonders is:

    Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen is the hottest one on earth.
    Rob is hottest both ways.<3
    Rob and Kristen are both wonderful acters and are perfect for the roles.
    Jasper is damn hot too, and he’s so cute. A great acter too.
    And so is everybody else in the movie, though*, great acters.<3
    I think Taylor is a good acter but is not really good looking.
    He’s not ugly, though.
    and, twilight is the best EVER<3<3<3
    And everyone who doesn’t like the movie or Rob, get the hell out of here!

  17. gyanangshu
    Commented on this photo:

    rob you look awesome. love you…….

Leave A Comment