Robert Pattinson Talks Safe Vampire Sex

Co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson discuss the technical difficulties experienced by a teenage human and a vampire in love.

While media-shy Stewart discussed the abstinence practiced by her character Bella Swan and Pattinson’s undead Edward Cullen, she said, “It’s like perfect for the Catholic schoolgirl.”

Reluctant heartthrob RPattz disagrees however, saying, “It’s like the ultimate dangerous sex. It’s sex where you end up killing the person afterwards. It’s the best type of sex.” It’s especially delicious if you’re married and it’s your ailing sugar daddy who is a heartbeat away from making your student loans a distant memory.

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Co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson discuss the technical difficulties experienced by a teenage human and a vampire in love.

While media-shy
Stewart discussed the abstinence practiced by her character Bella Swan
and Pattinson’s undead Edward Cullen, she said, “It’s like perfect for
the Catholic schoolgirl.”Reluctant heartthrob
RPattz disagrees however, saying, “It’s like the ultimate dangerous
sex. It’s sex where you end up killing the person afterwards. It’s the
best type of sex.” It’s especially delicious if you’re married and it’s
your ailing sugar daddy who is a heartbeat away from making your
student loans a distant memory.