Robert Pattinson Is So Over Working For Dior, Gets A Helping Hand At LAX

Chelsi Archibald | August 5, 2014 - 11:30 am

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When he is not dishing on the Kristen Stewart drama or hanging out with new BFF Zac Efron,  Pattinson is bitching about making tons of money from his job at Dior, the ad campaign which has actually made him look extremely handsome rather than an awkward average crooked toothed weirdo.

Things are only cool for 28-year-old Robert Pattinson if he is the only one who knows about them. Once people start praising him too much, he is so over it. For instance, Twilight was cool when it was an indie film but then it hit the big time and this bastard was sucked into making millions and having to be a forever skin sparkling vampire. God, how depressing!

Seen here  on Aug. 4th, an airline staff member comes to the aid of  heartthrob Robert Pattinson as he heads through the terminal at LAX. The airline greeter shielded Robert from the pack of awaiting photographers. ‘R Patz’ thought it was quite amusing and was seen laughing with the greeter as he got out of camera range. Naturally, Rob was wearing an all black ensemble of v-neck tee, jacket, black jeans, and dark sunglasses.

According to Bustle, Rob feels that his choice of wardrobe reflects how awful of a campaign spokesperson he is and he thinks the entire experience is ridiculous. Cool story, bro. Can I have your job and/or the money from Dior instead of you?

“I’ve started wearing the same thing pretty much every day like a uniform,” Rob said, “I haven’t taken this jacket off for weeks. [Working for Dior] is the most ridiculous job in the world. I have to do barely anything and I just occasionally have to go to some Dior parties, which is great.”

Okay, so the magic of cameras, technology, makeup, and styling have managed to make this idiot look breathtakingly stunning and he remains hilariously apathetic. At least the fame isn’t getting to his head. Check out the latest Dior campaign video below!