Robert Pattinson Is Black, Blue And Red All Over For ‘Premiere’ Magazine

May 2nd, 2014 // 6 Comments
Robert Pattinson Premiere Magazine

What I wouldn’t give to have been a fly on the wall when they were pitching this Premiere magazine cover to Robert Pattinson.

“Now Rob, we’re gonna cover you in black and blue paint, give you red ‘I was totally just making out with someone’ lips and then have you stare at the camera as if you’re looking into someone’s soul.” Cause that’s totally what’s happening here, right?

See, the French know what’s up. Which is why Premiere picked Rob and his beaten up look to be the cover of their Cannes issue. 

And look, here’s the whole thing.

Robert Pattinson Premiere Magazine

Oh, I’m sorry, did I forget to mention that floral and checkered shirt? My bad. But wasn’t it a really good surprise? I cannot wait to see Rob at Cannes this year, and it’s not for the Kristen Stewart maybe drama that everyone else is excited about.

He’s a legitimately talented actor with two movies at the festival. That’s gotta feel pretty good. So, what do we think of this cover? Is it truly a “métamorphose” as the words suggest? Someone get Kafka on the phone so we can discuss it.

 

By Sabba Rahbar
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  1. Marilyn Wrixon - @RKremain @ReviewsByAM

    You made an almost perfect article,,, then YOU brought up stupid drama… Seriously!!!

    • It’s seriously all any of the article about him and Cannes are talking about! No one is mentioning that he has two movies there, which is clearly way cooler.

  2. Daisy

    I saw the photos of the new gf. She looks like his type.

  3. Ari

    He looks absolutely stupid.

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