Rob Kardashian Celebrates 24th Birthday With Kim & Khloe

I CAN NOT wait to marry into this family. The glamour, the drama, the way their men understand the benefits of man-grooming.

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Although my darling Robert Kardashian is only turning 24; him, boxer Floyd Mayweather, and my future sisters-in-law, Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian-Odom partied it up this weekend Vegas-style. And when I say partied, I really mean, they totally got paid to make an appearance at Jet nightclub in the Mirage Hotel & Casino while blowing out some candles and posing for the paps.

Best. Life. Ever.

As usual, my girl Kim shut it down in a sexy dress by Hervé Léger while Rob’s favorite sister, Khloe chose a questionable black & white number which is easily forgivable because she looks so damn happy! Ah, one day I will be the additional hot brunette that completes this family. Until then, check out the gallery, and start brainstorming baby names for Rob and I.