Rikki Rocket Raped?

I am so blaring “Fallen Angel” right now off my iTunes. Poison drummer Rikki Rocket, 46, was arrested at LAX on Monday on a rape warrant. Win big, Mama’s fallen angel! Lose big, living out her life!

Whoa! Rocket was returning from New Zealand when he got pinched and thrown into LA County Jail. Authorities busted him on a strong-arm rape warrant stemming from Neshoba County, Missisippi. There is no actual details as to the alleged crime as of yet. Groupies = trouble.

Interesting Rikki Rocket fact: In 1993, his fiancee Deanna Eve turned out to be sleeping with Poison’s then guitarist Richie Kotzen. Kotzen got tossed out of the band. Is this when CeCe Deville went solo? HOW DO I KNOW THESE THINGS? They have so many hot songs. Wants it all, mama’s fallen angel! Lose it all, rolling the dice of her life!

He’s so going to need a Rock of Love career resurrection after this one. Bret, hire his ass! He’s your drummer!

Tags: Busted, Scandals
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