Rikki Rocket Raped?

March 28th, 2008 // 11 Comments

I am so blaring “Fallen Angel” right now off my iTunes. Poison drummer Rikki Rocket, 46, was arrested at LAX on Monday on a rape warrant. Win big, Mama’s fallen angel! Lose big, living out her life!

Whoa! Rocket was returning from New Zealand when he got pinched and thrown into LA County Jail. Authorities busted him on a strong-arm rape warrant stemming from Neshoba County, Missisippi. There is no actual details as to the alleged crime as of yet. Groupies = trouble.

Interesting Rikki Rocket fact: In 1993, his fiancee Deanna Eve turned out to be sleeping with Poison’s then guitarist Richie Kotzen. Kotzen got tossed out of the band. Is this when CeCe Deville went solo? HOW DO I KNOW THESE THINGS? They have so many hot songs. Wants it all, mama’s fallen angel! Lose it all, rolling the dice of her life!

He’s so going to need a Rock of Love career resurrection after this one. Bret, hire his ass! He’s your drummer!

By J. Harvey
  1. AMANDA

    POISON F*ING ROCKS!!!!!

  2. misc

    How can you have the last name Kotzen? Am I the only one here who speaks german and knows what that means?

  3. rootabega

    that is the best poison song ever written. and the video!

  4. Sassygirl

    Poor washed up has-been has to rape nowadays just to get a piece. Pathetic fool.

  5. GermanGirl

    @ #2:
    I hear you, that’s either a really fucked up last name or on purpose. I sometimes use the name Fotze, just for kicks, cause nobody gets it… :)

  6. railling

    So what does Kotzen mean? It would be nice if you said what it means instead of just saying you know

  7. Dustin

    Dont let these people make you think it means something else!!!!!

    Kotzen Name Meaning and History
    German: habitational name from a place so named in Brandenburg.
    Jewish (Ashkenazic): nickname from Hebrew katsin ‘rich man’, pronounced as kotsn by Ashkenazic Jews.

  8. Dustin

    Dont let these people make you think it means something else!!!!!

    Kotzen Name Meaning and History
    German: habitational name from a place so named in Brandenburg.
    Jewish (Ashkenazic): nickname from Hebrew katsin ‘rich man’, pronounced as kotsn by Ashkenazic Jews.

  9. pèrdereet

    kotzen is to puke.
    Zum kotzen = so bad you got to puke.

  10. Ron

    Rikki has already been exonerated, charges dropped set free, and is back at rehearsal in Utah. The authorities have found evidence he was not in the state at the time of this crime and they are pursueing some idiot “known” to impersonate people to pick up women.

  11. katrina

    its c.c. just wanted to say…

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