Rihanna’s Metallic Derrier Graces The Cover Of ‘Rolling Stone’

The next issue of Rolling Stone will feature a barely-covered Rihanna on its cover.  She is sporting what looks to be a metallic loin cloth to accompany the en fuego hair.  Hopefully this will help boost sales for her “Loud” tour, which are reportedly disappointing.  Only 4,000 tickets were sold for her Boston stop on the tour this July, and a minimum of 15,000 is required to break even.

PHOTOS: Rihanna Smells Terrific

What also might help ticket sales is the rumor of ABC’s “plan” to reunite Rihanna with Chris Brown on television.  Although I can’t see Rihanna agreeing to such an asinine idea, I wouldn’t be surprised if it actually came to fruition.  ABC had better take out some building insurance beforehand…