Rihanna And That Sell-Out Chris Brown Take Their Dog Shopping

August 5th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Acne fighter Rihanna and non-boyfriend Chris Brown were spotted shopping on Melrose Avenue yesterday. They were accompanied by their tiny dog.

Dude, just leave it at home. Your dog does not want to be carted around Fred Segal while your ass decides between the spaghetti straps or the furry vest.

Your dog wants to run free in the park and mark territory.

And if it could it would tell Chris that he’s wrecking the very concept of popular music by writing hit songs that contain advertising in them. That’s a horrible thing to do. Someone needs to beat his ass for that. Fugazi, maybe.

Check out all the photos of Chris Brown and Rihanna in the gallery.


Acne fighter Rihanna and non-boyfriend Chris Brown were spotted shopping on Melrose Avenue yesterday. They were accompanied by their tiny dog. Dude,
just leave it at home. Your dog does not want to be carted around Fred
Segal while your ass decides between the spaghetti straps or the furry
vest.Your dog wants to run free in the park and mark territory. And if it could it would tell Chris that he’s wrecking the very concept of popular music by writing hit songs that contain advertising in them. That’s a horrible thing to do. Someone needs to beat his ass for that. Fugazi, maybe.

By J. Harvey
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  1. T-Bone

    Rihanna’s haircut has got to go! It was cute for like 5 minutes and now she just looks too tall and too big to carry off that pinhead look.

  2. ms.drama

    Hi haters!!!!!

  3. Tia

    they look cute together but i think him and jordin look a whole lot better! and dont get me wrong but rihanna thinks she is cute(hav you seen th pics of theem jet skiing) ahe wore these huge earings and glasses as well!! dats sumtin i would leave at home! no ones goin to care about wat they look lik wen they go jet skiing! is dat not stupid or wat??? o well!!! i really hope to c him and jordin together!!

  4. Lawdog

    This dude is butt ugly,WTF is she doing with him..much less popping his zits???

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