Ricky Martin Joins Clay Aiken In Gay Fatherhood

August 20th, 2008 // 5 Comments

It’s twins for Ricky Martin! The Latin Explosion (of Gayness!) singer is now the father of twin boys via a surrogate.

The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and
already under Ricky’s full-time care,” the rep said in a statement.
“Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and
will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight
in order to spend time with his children,” his rep says.

No word on what the kids are named, or where the brood mare gave them up.

This is a beautiful age in which homos like myself can get married (in certain places) and pass some seed over to ladies who don’t mind carrying our babies for us. Do you think he and Clay Aiken attended the same Expectant Homo Daddies group?

If I was to ever spawn (don’t hold your breath), I would be dead chuffed (British slang) if I was at my gay Lamaze class to look over and see friggin’ Ricky Martin sitting there in his leather pants and perfect skin beside a pregnant woman who you know never had anything close to his penis inside of her.

Click any image to view all 15 photos of Ricky Martin in the gallery!


It’s twins for Ricky Martin! The Latin Explosion (of Gayness!) singer is now the father of twin boys via a surrogate.The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and
already under Ricky’s full-time care,” the rep said in a statement.
“Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and
will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight
in order to spend time with his children,” his rep says.No word on what the kids are named, or where the brood mare gave them up.This
is a beautiful age in which homos like myself can get married (in
certain places) and pass some seed over to ladies who don’t mind
carrying our babies for us. Do you think he and Clay Aiken attended the same Expectant Homo Daddies group? If
I was to ever spawn (don’t hold your breath), I would be dead chuffed
(British slang) if I was at my gay Lamaze class to look over and see
friggin’ Ricky Martin sitting there in his leather pants and perfect skin beside a pregnant woman who you know never had anything close to his penis inside of her.Check out all 15 photos of Ricky Martin in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. Stanford Schneider

    You seem pretty sure Ricky’s gay… I think so too. My feeling is he doesn’t want to jeopardize making tons more money, so he won’t come out… yet. In the pictures accompanying this article (of his apparent disembarkment from an airplane), the guy in the light blue shirt (sweater) is wearing the same jeans as Ricky. Might they be together? Ricky used to be so cute… he should stop smiling so much.

  2. jay

    All that unhappiness over someone bringing into the world a child they intend to care for and love….interesting. Perhaps you aren’t getting/didn’t get enough of that in your own life, so much that you feel the need to mock those that do?

    My, my, my….we have progressed so far.

    Not.

    Peace to both Clay Aiken and Ricky Martin…may their lives be more content and free from vitriol some live with.

  3. green cardigan

    jay- i think he was joking. What do you want ? Posts where its all ‘Ricky Martin’s a Dad!Hip hip hooray! Isn’t that lovely? He looks really happy in these pictures’…..ASL would be shut down in a week if that was the case.

    JH sometimes I think you should move to the UK where people would be chuffed with your humour.

  4. wikipedia anyone?

    He’s not gay. His relationships with women are well documented. Check your facts before typing nonsense!

  5. Paige

    I will be praying for clay and Ricky. They need to read the following: Genesis 19:8, Leviticus 18:6-27, 2 Samuel 1:26, Romans 1:26-27(2nd note), Romans 2:1 (2nd note), 1 Timothy 1:10. It will let them know that homosexuality is an abomination to GOD. Don’t use the excuse that you were born that way because you are not born gay it is a CHOICE. GOD made us in his own image and GOD IS NOT GAY. If you do not turn your lives around, you will seal your faith in the LAKE OF FIRE FOR ETERNITY. INSTEAD OF WALKING ON THE STREETS OF GOLD IN HEAVEN. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE YOU CAN IMAGE. GOD HAS PREPARED US A MANSION IN HEAVEN. YOU MADE THE CHOICE OF BEING GAY, NOW MAKE THE CHOICE- HEAVEN OR HELL. I WILL PRAY THAT GOD CAN CHANGE YOUR HEARTS AND MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION. JUST REMEMBER IF YOU CHOOSE HELL, YOU ARE MAKING THE SAME CHOICE FOR YOUR CHILDREN.

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