Ricky Martin Flies Away

Here’s Ricky Martin livin’ la vida rough at LAX. He may look a little used, but who dolls themselves up for a flight? You’re lucky if don’t rock gym shorts and flip flops. Those planes are no exactly the oasis of comfort and tranquility. When they start letting you lounge around in boxer briefs, I’m going for it. Ricky’s probably preparing to leave the country because his “skincare specialist” sorta/kinda outed him recently. No one cares, Enrique! Everyone knew you were gay when we saw those pics from a couple of years ago of you and your “friend” doing calisthenics on the beach. In Speedos. It couldn’t have been gayer if that had gone on at Celine Dion’s last concert and Tom Cruise was involved. All we care about is that you find a belt. I know you’re trying to entice that cute security guard, but put the crack away.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

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