Rick Solomon Is A Skank

February 25th, 2004 // 4 Comments

Rick, Rick, Rick. A man who is so in love with himself, and especially his own appendage.

Internet porn purveyor Rick Salomon has shown the world that he can have sex with Paris Hilton. Now he wants to conquer her sister in skank-itude, Christina Aguilera. “I love her,” Salomon gushed on Howard Stern’s show yesterday. “I’ve never met her, but I mean if I could be with any girl, I’d be with her for sure.”

Salomon also blabbed that he bedded Drew Barrymore “when she was, like, 15 and I was, like, 20 . . . I think I got her when she was pretty darn hot.” The caddish ex-husband of Shannen Doherty also claimed to have slept with model/actress Devon Aoki and former Playboy model Nicole Lenz. [NYP]

Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. First of all, Christina’s not gonna do you (well maybe if you throw in another woman, and promise not to videotape it). Second, blabbing that you bedded Drew Barrymore when she was 15 “when she was pretty darn hot,” is just sick. It’ looks like Rick was channelling R Kelly with that comment. Third, after choosing to release the Paris tape on the internet, you’re going to have to settle on fucking only the D-List stars (i.e. pretty much who you’ve been fucking all along – Nicole Lenz anyone?).

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Hey, hey. Finally, I find a blog that has quirky entertainment tidbits. Thank you! Oh and as for the Rick entry, dude…he should just join Michael Jackson and start a pedophile club or something.

  2. Oh Sh*t, I actually thought Rick was kinda cute. Now he’s just a typical manwhore.

  3. Lee

    Eww, is right. What a male oinker!! He is joining the ranks of all the other perverts out there!
    Sorry Rick, pervert isn’t exactly a great title to uphold. Eww….

  4. Beatrice Espanage

    Paris Hilton, star of Fox’s upcoming riches-to-rags reality series Simple Life, is no stranger to slumming it.

    But an amateur skin flick may be more than the hotel heiress bargained for.

    aReports have surfaced of a steamy sex video, featuring 22-year-old Hilton, which could soon be available on the Internet

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