Richie Sambora in Rehab


47-year old guitarist for Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, checked himself into a treatment center in Los Angeles. A rep for his rock band released a statement on behalf of Sambora on Thursday.

“Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles. He asks that you respect his and his family’s privacy at this time,” said the spokesman.

Sambora has had a tough time of it recently, what with his divorce from his ex-wife, Heather Lockear, and a break-up from Denise Richards. In addition to all of his relationship problems, Richie has also been dealing with the passing of his father. Dang, that’s a lot of stuff. However, I’m going to do my darndest and try to figure out how this is Denise’s fault, because I’m sure it is. She and her pointy nostrils are somehow to blame. I can feel it in my bones.