Nicole Richie Set to Launch Baby Rocket Next Week

January 10th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Because babies shoot out of you, right? At least that’s how I plan on giving birth–quick and painful. I feel like this is the best I’ve ever seen Nicole Richie look. The woman should always be pregnant. Her make-up is flawless, she’s actually got some curves on her and I like that simple dress she’s wearing and I know it’s just my cheerful uterus talking (I can’t get it to ever completely shut up) but I’m actually happy for these two despite myself. And it sounds like they’re poised and ready to be parents at any moment. “I think it’s sometime in the next week, that’s all we know,” is the status update given to press by Josh Joel Madden, who also added, “We don’t know what it is, we don’t know any names.” At least after the baby is born, I’ll have a better idea of what it is Nicole Richie actually does, besides show up at events. She makes babies.

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. beanie

    Nicole looks beautiful!!…and wow..she has breasts again!!..:-)Looks like Joel gained some sympathy weight!!

  2. leilah

    Good lawd, Nicole looks FABULOUS!! Not only does she look good on her own but, compared to the Nicole of old, she looks incredible! Maybe Joel’s brother can hook up with Amy Winehouse — those Madden’s look to have rehab-dick!

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