Because babies shoot out of you, right? At least that’s how I plan on giving birth–quick and painful. I feel like this is the best I’ve ever seen Nicole Richie look. The woman should always be pregnant. Her make-up is flawless, she’s actually got some curves on her and I like that simple dress she’s wearing and I know it’s just my cheerful uterus talking (I can’t get it to ever completely shut up) but I’m actually happy for these two despite myself. And it sounds like they’re poised and ready to be parents at any moment. “I think it’s sometime in the next week, that’s all we know,” is the status update given to press by
Josh Joel Madden, who also added, “We don’t know what it is, we don’t know any names.” At least after the baby is born, I’ll have a better idea of what it is Nicole Richie actually does, besides show up at events. She makes babies.