Miley Cyrus Can Afford To Have Me Killed

Miley Cyrus made a whopping $17.5 million just from her concert tour. And not a single penny of it went towards getting her braces. I’m not trying to be a hater, but seriously, that shit is very correctable and she can afford it, so there, I’ve put it out there.

Big screen actresses Dakota Fanning and Abigail Breslin both pull in the millions for the movies, with Breslin making about $2 per role and Dakota about double that figure.

The 14-year-old star of 2 and a Half Men may be the one in the title referred to as “half a man,” but is making more than to normal men combined with yearly income of $1.2 million. Meanwhile, Daniel Radcliffe is the star of the wildly successful Harry Potter franchise and is expected to bring home approximately $50 million for the last installment of the film series.

And I felt like a baller this morning when I found my giftcard to Starbucks that I thought I had lost.

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