Miley Cyrus Can Afford To Have Me Killed

April 25th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Miley Cyrus made a whopping $17.5 million just from her concert tour. And not a single penny of it went towards getting her braces. I’m not trying to be a hater, but seriously, that shit is very correctable and she can afford it, so there, I’ve put it out there.

Big screen actresses Dakota Fanning and Abigail Breslin both pull in the millions for the movies, with Breslin making about $2 per role and Dakota about double that figure.

The 14-year-old star of 2 and a Half Men may be the one in the title referred to as “half a man,” but is making more than to normal men combined with yearly income of $1.2 million. Meanwhile, Daniel Radcliffe is the star of the wildly successful Harry Potter franchise and is expected to bring home approximately $50 million for the last installment of the film series.

And I felt like a baller this morning when I found my giftcard to Starbucks that I thought I had lost.

Photos: Getty Images

By Lisa Timmons

  1. sandy

    That’s the first thing I thought when I saw that picture (get some braces!). Cute girl in desperate need of orthodontia…

  2. jbonz

    So we’re taking a break from viciously savaging Hollywood women for their addiction to cosmetic procedures in order to viciously savage a teenage girl for not being obsessed with physical “perfection”. No hypocrisy there…

  3. peahcpie

    does the 14 year old half a man have a name? or is so rich that he has now forbidden anyone to speak his name?? wow… screw Prince and his ‘symbol’. that’d be awesome to forbid anyone to even freakin’ *speak* your name!! lol

  4. D

    Yeah I’m with Jbonz.
    She’s confident despite her “flaw”, and it’s obviously not getting in the way of her making all that money so….
    Don’t rush her… she’ll turn into Shauna Sand in her own time.

  5. green cardigan

    Her teeth are fine.
    What is it with this obsession in the States with perfectly straight white teeth ? Everyone pays a packet and ends up with the same smile.
    I’m for it if you have teeth sticking out at a 90 degree angle from your face or have bad overcrowding but this girl’s teeth are nice and shoumd be left alone.

  6. S_M_G

    Naaah, jbonz. Braces are not a cosmetic procedure and she really need them.

    I’m going to be all evil here but… When I heard her nickname “miley” came from her being “smiley” when she was a baby, I thought that she had no choice but smile with those teeth :-) Okay I’ll go and do some good deed now to wash away that comment :P

  7. mama mia

    The weird thing is she had her teeth done a few months back.. Looking at her at that angle does look like she needs braces..

  8. Kara

    She wore braces on the inner side of her teeth the whole first season of Hannah Montana.

  9. brooklynn

    who ever wrote this is sadly mistaken. she had braces on the back of her teeth and obviously has had some dental work. if you watch of see older pictures of her at the beginning of hannah montana you can clearly see the difference. leave the fifteen year old mutli millionaire alone.

  10. Adrianne

    I agree. That Cyrus girl is dodgy… I don’t think she’ll get far in life…

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