Rhys Ifans Works Through His Pain With Skank Clone

August 5th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Rhys Ifans (owner of this ass) has been spotted fooling around with a lookalike of his ex, Sienna Miller. That can’t be healthy. Reportedly, she’s even got the same sort of tattoo – a black star. They probably also have tramp stamps that read “Open All Night.”

Rhys is in Ibiza with this understudy and the rest of the world’s celebrity population. Word is that it was a year ago this month that Rhys and Sienna were first photographed together there. He’s revisiting all their old haunts!

It’s a twisted obsession that can only end in tragedy and sorrow! Jesus, I should write Harlequin Romance novels. Or at least the summaries on the back.

This Last Tango in Paris bullshit is not going to end well. He’s going to be up in bed with this girl, and ask if he can call her Sienna. If she’s a hooker, then she’s going to be fine with that. If not, that girly better start running because this sounds like a bad Nip/Tuck episode because he’s going to make her get her face cut exactly like Sienna’s and have her wear the same crackhead Cabaret hippie bitch clothes.

You can do better, skank clone!

Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Rhys Ifans and his Sienna Miller look-a-like beach mate in the gallery!


Rhys Ifans (owner of this ass) has been spotted fooling around with a lookalike of his ex, Sienna Miller.
That can’t be healthy. Reportedly, she’s even got the same sort of
tattoo – a black star. They probably also have tramp stamps that read
“Open All Night.”

Rhys is in Ibiza with this understudy and the rest of the world’s
celebrity population. Word is that it was a year ago this month that
Rhys and Sienna were first photographed together there. He’s revisiting
all their old haunts!

It’s a twisted obsession that can only end in tragedy and sorrow! Jesus, I should write Harlequin Romance novels. Or at least the summaries on the back.

This Last Tango in Paris bullshit is not going to end well. He’s
going to be up in bed with this girl, and ask if he can call her
Sienna. If she’s a hooker, then she’s going to be fine with that. If
not, that girly better start running because this sounds like a bad Nip/Tuck episode because he’s going to make her get her face cut exactly like Sienna’s and have her wear the same crackhead Cabaret hippie bitch clothes.

You can do better, skank clone!Check out all 10 photos of Rhys Ifans and his Sienna Miller look-a-like beach mate in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. green cardigan

    Jaysus, is he a Minger or what. The ginger chest hair, scrawny arms, farmer’s sunburn…..shiver.

  2. capitanne

    No resemblance to the skank whatsoever.

  3. Ashley

    This chicks nose sticks out too far to look like Sienna. He just likes boyish blondes.

  4. b.SL

    Maybe its just the allure of water running off her nekkid body, but this (bodywise@least) has Sienna beat. SHe gets +10 just for having a WAIST.

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