‘RHOOC’ Star Gretchen Rossi Celebrates Memorial Day In A White Bikini [PHOTOS]

I’m going to give Gretchen Rossi the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s in the middle of a photoshoot.  Although it wouldn’t surprise anyone to learn that she’s just walkin’ on a pier in a white bikini, letting everyone know that it’s Memorial Day weekend.

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“Attention, Attention!” she’d yell to nearby seagulls.  “You can wear white now!  In fact, several of my Gretchen Christine bags come in white!  Each is sold with a discarded sleeve from Alexis Couture!”