Renée Zellweger Not Dying To Have Babies

If the stork ever tries to fly into Renée Zellweger’s window, she will very politely aim at it with her shotgun and pull the trigger. OK, maybe that’s just my overly graphic way of saying that the actress doesn’t really have any interest in having kids. Or is it? She is from Texas and Texans love their firearms.

“Motherhood has never been an ambition,” she recently told London’s The Times. She added, “I just want to be independent and be able to take care of myself. Anything else is just gravy.” Ha! Like she remembers what gravy is used for.

Meanwhile, is that mysterious hand delivering her a Fed-Ex on the red carpet? There better not be a baby in there, or she’ll be pissed. Although, it would be thin enough for her liking, I suspect.