Remains of the Day: The Love That Paris and Nick Will Never Get Back

  • A few of Paris Hilton’s old love letters to Nick Carter hit the internet, and all I can say is this: someone should have finished high school. [CW]
  • Britney Spears still appears to be heavily addicted to ridiculous hats. [Celebrity Puke]
  • Kate Holmes added a little color to Suri’s wardrobe. [INO]
  • Kevin Federline is still attempting to earn a buck, y’all. KFed reportedly signed a deal to wrestle WWE champ John Cena on New Year’s Day in Miami. [The Superficial]
  • Heidi Klum looked a bit haggard chillin’ in Aspen. I guess that’s understandable for a woman who gives birth to a baby every nine months. [ICYDK]
  • It’s a drunk man’s world according to a vintage James Brown interview. [Crunk + Disorderly]