Remains of the Day: The Battle of the Ankles

  • Finally, an in-depth investigation into the actual width of Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen’s ankles. [popbytes]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal’s holiday weekend was almost ruined when a fire broke out at the inn he was staying at. Jake proved he’s a nice guy by assisting in the recovery efforts. [Towleroad]
  • A preview is online for the new season of the ultra-annoying MTV series ‘The Hills.’ [ICYDK]
  • Sources close to Britney Spears claimed the singer intends to adopt a child named Wang, who was left orphaned by the 2004 tsunami. Why am I not at all surprised? [CW]
  • It appears that Miss Nevada’s nipple-lickin’ stunt was not an “isolated incident” after all. [Wire Girl]
  • Madonna and hubby Guy Richie have been taking Chichewa lessons in an attempt to learn the native language of their adopted son David. I hope this means Madge will drop the English accent, and pick up a Malawian accent. [SOW]