Remains of the Day: ‘Tabloid Wars,’ The War No One Cares About

  • Did you bother to watch Bravo’s new reality show “Tabloid Wars” this week? No? Well, you’re not alone. [Gawker]
  • Scarlett Johansson’s new film ‘The Black Dahlia” will open this year’s Venice Film Festival. [SG]
  • Carmen Electra seems dead set on introducing the world to her vag. [BWE]
  • Audrey Hepburn’s iconic little black dress from “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” could be yours for a paltry $90,000. [Vogue]
  • British cross-dresser Eddie Izzard claims John Travolta fails as a transvestite. I’m sure John is devastated. [Contact Music]
  • Hilary and Haylie Duff have made a new movie together, “Material Girls.” I’m sure it will be a major contender in next year’s Oscar race. [Smart]
  • Steve Carrell is a total sweetheart. While on set, he allegedly eats with the crew, and greets everyone by their name. Awww. [Janet Charlton]