Remains of the Day: Howard Stern is Still Sad

January 30th, 2007 // 10 Comments
  • Just when it seemed Howard K. Stern couldn’t get any more pathetic and sad, he one-upped himself; Larry Birkhead claimed Anna Nicole Smith had to lock Stern out of her bedroom when she and Birkhead wanted to have sex. [CW]
  • Find out which actors we’ll be seeing a lot of in 2007. [Film Experience]
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme recently claimed he had an affair with Kylie Minogue back when he was still famous. As if Kylie didn’t have enough problems to deal with at the moment. [Derek Hail]
  • An elderly lady reportedly tried to give Angelina Jolie a helping hand at the Golden Globes by attempting to wipe off the tattoo on Angie’s shoulder, thinking it was newspaper ink. [Celebitchy]
  • Mere weeks after giving birth to a new child, Brooke Burke is already back in shape. Yowza. [INO]
  • U.K. Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty opened up about the racism she endured in the house at the hands of animal-looking Jade Goody. ” It isn’t just one or two attacks – its incessant.” [Gone Hollywood]
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  1. emgrrl79

    wtf do you have a picture of howard stern when you’re talking about howard k stern and anna nicole?

  2. Cosina

    LMAO.. I was about to ask the same thing.

  3. nygirl

    ditto – get the right Howard Stern up there. Bad reporting, guys!

  4. Ohh come on, not only is that poor reporting but completely misrepresentation of a Stern when discussing a story.

    People get your sources right, someone should be doing fact checking when your stories go out.

  5. Howeird

    Post stories about Howard Allen Stern, the guy you posted a picture of. We love Howard, Robin and Artie.
    Do a story abut Artie, is Artie back on Heroin? I think he is, he was out again today and we already know he’s a big fat liar, junky.

  6. sarah

    um…wrong howard stern. Thats just wrong.

  7. kim

    Um, you don’t have to say “giving birth to a new child.” Just plain “child” will suffice. People don’t give birth to old children.

  8. Star

    emgrrl79 and kim Rock! hahaha… Howard K. Stern and Howard Stern… ahhh, that’s funny.

  9. Don

    Would you mind please posting a retraction?

    Howard Allen Stern is not the asshole that Howard K. Stern is. Maybe, if you post a retraction and change the picture, all the yentas will stop blaming fartman for all of K’s inanities.

    Thanks,
    Don
    http://www.elvishasrisen.com

  10. sternfan pgh

    Yeah, what everyone else said. GET YOUR STERNS RIGHT, RETARDS! PS Love the site, kutgw

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