Remains of the Day: Scarlett Johansson Not Up For Playing Jenna Jameson

  • Despite Jenna Jameson’s wishes, Scarlett Johansson will not be playing her in the film version of her autobiography, “How to Make Love like a Porn Star.” Bummer. [CW]
  • Congrats to Scientology weirdo Jenna Elfman; the actress became a first time mommy this week after giving birth to a baby boy named Story Elias. [MJ]
  • Gwen Stefani and her family continued their tour of Australia this week, complete with cute baby photo-ops. [WLC]
  • Colin Farrell donated $100,000 to a Uruguayan school to help buy computers, new toilets, and various school supplies. Big up to Colin for his good deed. [CS]
  • Sienna Miller tried out a gladiator-look, but passed on the helmet. [Yeeeah]
  • Kirsten Dunst allegedly pissed off her London neighbors with late night parties and loud noise. [WWTDD]