Remains of the Day: Rehab for the Village People Cop

August 31st, 2006 // Leave a Comment
  • The police officer dude from the Village People is headed for rehab as part of his plea agreement stemming from a drug possession arrest. This is what happens when you spend too much time hanging out at the YMCA, kids. [ABC News]
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger settled that pesky lawsuit initiated by the British TV host he may or may not have groped on air. [SG]
  • Madonna‘s children celebrate being away from Mommie Dearest for a few hours by wilding in a Paris park. [TMZ]
  • Zach Braff bragged he’s “like the male Paris Hilton.” Uh, yeah, that’s not really something to be proud of, Zach. [Tabloid Whore]
  • Rapper 50 Cent claimed he’s the “George Bush of hip hop.” Again, that’s the type of information you should probably keep on the down-low. [Digital Spy]
  • Jessica Simpson and her hairdresser/man servant, Ken Paves, model hair extensions while looking shiny and plastic. Very frightening. [Celebitchy]
  • Dear Aretha Franklin: please put those things away. Please, for the sake of the children. [INO]

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