Remains of the Day: Prince Harry Makes Some Adjustments

  • Prince Harry adjusts his junk in public. The horse standing next to him looks mortified. [Towerload]
  • Christina Aguilera is fond of the Irish shower. [MollyGood]
  • Keira Knightley’s ex, Jamie Dornan, explains why it’s such a bummer to date hot chicks. Can you hear that noise? It’s the world’s smallest violin playing just for Jamie. [SG]
  • Janet Jackson claims she doesn’t know if she’s engaged or not. Lay off the Jesus Juice, Janet. [People]
  • Brooke Hogan is attempting to morph into Paris Hilton. Rick Solomon must be wet with excitement. [Sky]
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal says she hates the media’s obsession with pregnant celebs. Well geez, Maggie, if celebs would just stop getting knocked up, we could stop caring. [Fametastic]
  • Michael Vartan shows us his junk. Hmm, not bad. [OMG Blog]
  • If you thought your grandma was blabby, you should meet Brad Pitt’s grandma, Betty. Grandma Betty claims Brad isn’t ready to marry Angelina Jolie, because he “‘is a sensitive soul.” [Softpedia]