Remains of the Day: Paris Hilton Exits Safely From Vehicle

  • Paris Hilton manages to exit a car without flashing her vag. [ICYDK]
  • Ani DiFranco and her boyfriend are expecting a child. Guess the lesbian thing didn’t work out.
  • No one really gives a fuck how Rupert Murdoch feels about gay marriage, but he tells us anyway. [Towerload]
  • Anna Nicole Smith’s former manager has written a tell-all book. He claims “she could drink three or four bottles of champagne by herself in, like, a three hour period.” That’s actually much less than I had previously assumed. [FemaleFirst]
  • Bai Ling is still dressing like an asshole in order to get her photo taken. [Molly Good]
  • Rocker Tommy Lee is apparently trying to pick up on a contestant on his reality show, “Rock Star: Supernova.” Surprised? Yeah, I didn’t think so. [WWTDD]
  • Helen Gurley Brown gives Christie Brinkley’s cheating hubby Peter Cook some unsolicited advice. [Gawker]

Written by Alyk