Remains of the Day: More Celebrities Don Some Paint

August 24th, 2006 // 2 Comments
  • Sarah Jessica Parker and Alan Cumming are African just like Gwyneth Paltrow! [OMG Blog]
  • There is no longer any reason to watch Saturday Night Live–insiders claim it’s likely Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz and Kenan Thompson will not return next season. [LA Times]
  • Entertainment Weekly put together a gallery of photos featuring celeb’s most embarrassing “sexy” photos. Nice pup-tent, Courtney Cox. [SG]
  • 73 year old music legend Quincy Jones is allegedly dating a 19 year old fashion designer. I wonder how his 30-something year old daughters feel about this potential stepmom? [Bossip]
  • “Desperate Housewives” star Jesse Metcalfe admitted he’s tempted to give up acting to become a rock star. Uh, good luck with that, Rick Springfield. [Starpulse]
  • Boy George claimed while being held at a NYC jail following his cocaine possession arrest, he was forced to drink his own urine…I’m speechless. [Towerload]
  • In a completely inexplicable move, MSNBC conservative wack-job Tucker Carlson signed on for this season’s “Dancing with the Stars.” I almost didn’t recognize him without the silly bowtie. [Jossip]

Written by Alyk

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  1. JaneSays

    Boy George just confirmed why I have no sympathy for cops that get killed, especially NYC cops. Bunch of morons.

    Tucker Carlson needs to spend less time in the tanning booth and getting his pubes waxed and more time in journalism school. What a freak.

  2. Metcalf should be half as luck as Rick Springfield. That man, despite all the mockery and naysayers, has been rocking and pleasing audiences worldwide for 40 years now…and I can tell you at nearly 58 he still looks HOT!

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