Remains of the Day: More Celebrities Don Some Paint

  • Sarah Jessica Parker and Alan Cumming are African just like Gwyneth Paltrow! [OMG Blog]
  • There is no longer any reason to watch Saturday Night Live–insiders claim it’s likely Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz and Kenan Thompson will not return next season. [LA Times]
  • Entertainment Weekly put together a gallery of photos featuring celeb’s most embarrassing “sexy” photos. Nice pup-tent, Courtney Cox. [SG]
  • 73 year old music legend Quincy Jones is allegedly dating a 19 year old fashion designer. I wonder how his 30-something year old daughters feel about this potential stepmom? [Bossip]
  • “Desperate Housewives” star Jesse Metcalfe admitted he’s tempted to give up acting to become a rock star. Uh, good luck with that, Rick Springfield. [Starpulse]
  • Boy George claimed while being held at a NYC jail following his cocaine possession arrest, he was forced to drink his own urine…I’m speechless. [Towerload]
  • In a completely inexplicable move, MSNBC conservative wack-job Tucker Carlson signed on for this season’s “Dancing with the Stars.” I almost didn’t recognize him without the silly bowtie. [Jossip]

Written by Alyk